1.   Some folks have it, some don't.

2.   Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever
     cut off.

3.   Those who have it think that those who don't are
     somehow inferior.

4.   Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but
     think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it
    make about it.

5.   Many of those who don't have it would like to try it
     (e-mail envy).

6.   It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's up, but
     this makes it hard to get any real work done.

7.   In the long distant past, its only purpose was to
     transmit information vital to the survival of the
     species. Some people still think that's the only thing
     it should be used for, but most folks today use it for
     fun most of the time.

8.   If you don't apply the appropriate measures, it can
     spread viruses.

9.   If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more
     and more difficult to think coherently.

10.  We attach an importance to it that is far greater than
     its actual size and influence warrant.

11.  If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get
     you into a lot of trouble.