1. When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay

2. Yet to experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time

3. You get to eat disgusting food like snails and frog's legs

4. If there's a war you can surrender really early

5. You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on Channel 4.

6. You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries

7. You can be ugly and still become a famous film star

8. Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your
sense of national pride

9. You don't have to bother with toilets, just shit in the street

10. People think you're a great lover even though you're not