F U C K?

These four letters strung together in this particular order forms the most versatile
word in the English language. If you're offended, leave.

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English language today is the word fuck. It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, fuck falls into many grammatical categories.

It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary
was fucked by John)

It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck)

It can be a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck)

It can be an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John)

Or it can be used as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck)

It can also be used as a adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful)

Or as an interjection (Fuck, I'm late for my date with Mary)

It can even be used as a conjuction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid)

As you can see, there are very few words with overall versatility of the word fuck.
Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

•Greetings "How the fuck are you?"

•Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."

•Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"

•Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."

•Aggression "FUCK YOU!!"

•Disgust "Fuck me running."

•Confusion "What the fuck . . . ?"

•Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"

•Despair "Fucked again. . . ."

•Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."

•Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"

•Lost "Where the fuck are we?"

•Disbelief #1 "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!"

•Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!!"

•Denial "I didn't fucking do it."

•Perplexity "I know fucking all about it."

•Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"

•Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"

•Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here!"

•Directions "Fuck off."

•Disbelief #2 "How the fuck did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description - "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time - "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business - "How did I end up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal - "Motherfucker."
It can be political - "Fuck Tony Blair!"

Fuck has also been used by many notable people throughout history:

"What the fuck was *FFSSSSSSSZZ* . . . ?" Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" General Custer

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" Captain of the Titanic

"That's a fucking toy gun." John Lennon

"Who's gonna fucking find out?" Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to fucking roll!" Anne Boleyn

"Let the fucking woman drive." Commander of the Space Shuttle Challenger

"What fucking map?" Mark Thatcher (turned left in the Sahara Desert, when he
should've turned right!)

"Any fucking idiot could understand that." Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!" Picasso

"How the fuck did you work that out?" Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck." Walt Disney

"Why? Because it's fucking there." Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its going to fucking rain?" Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers my ass." Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head." John F. Kennedy