DRINK

17 - beer
25 - beer
35 - vodka
48 - double vodka
66 - Maalox

SEDUCTION LINE

17 - My parents are away for the weekend.
25 - My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
35 - My fiancee is away for the weekend.
48 - My wife is away for the weekend.
66 - My second wife is dead.

FAVORITE SPORT

17 - sex
25 - sex
35 - sex
48 - sex
66 - napping

DRUG

17 - pot
25 - coke
35 - really good coke
48 - power
66 - coke, a limousine, the company jet

DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE

17 - "tongue"
25 - "breakfast"
35 - "She didn't set back my therapy."
48 - "I didn't bump into her kids."
66 - "Got home alive."

FAVORITE FANTASY

17 - getting to third
25 - airplane sex
35 - menage a trois
48 - taking his company public
66 - Swiss maid/Nazi love slave

HOUSE PET

17 - roaches
25 - stoned-out college roommate
35 - Irish setter
48 - children from his first marriage
66 - Barbi

WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?

17 - 25
25 - 35
35 - 48
48 - 66
66 - 17

IDEAL DATE

17 - Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in
25 - "Split the check before we go back to my place"
35 - "Just come over."
48 - "Just come over and cook."
66 - Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas to see Frank