A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there is no use in two people
remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does not.
A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in an argument.
Anything said after that is the beginning of a new argument.

There are two times a man does not understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage