Characteristics of Negroes in jokes: Portrayed as criminals; often as being over-sexed.

Note: Often referred to as "Niggers" in jokes.

Q: Why do Niggers always have sex on the brain?
A: Because they've got pubic hair on their heads.

Q: How do you stop little Nigger kids from jumping up and down on your bed?
A: Put "Velcro" on your ceiling.

Q: Why did God give Niggers rhythm?
A: Compensation, because he fucked up their hair.

Q: What's another word for cocoon?
A: N-Nigger.

Q: What has six legs and goes "Ho-de-do, ho-de-do, ho-de-do"?
A: Three Blacks running for the lift.

Q: How do you shoot a Black man?
A: Aim for the radio (or "ghetto-blaster").

Q: How do you define "confusion"?
A: Father's Day in Harlem.

Q: What do you call a Black millionaire industrialist?
A: A tycoon.

Q: Why were so many Blacks killed in Vietnam?
A: Because every time the sergeant said "Git down", they all jumped up and started dancing.

Q: Why are the palms of Black people's hands white?
A: Because they were all leaned up against cop cars when God spray-painted.

Q: Why did God create the orgasm?
A: So that Niggers would know when to stop fucking.

Q: What do you get if you cross a Nigger with a gorilla?
A: A dumb gorilla.

Q: What do you get if you cross a Nigger with a monkey?
A: Nothing, monkeys are too intelligent to fuck Niggers.

Q: What's the difference between Niggers and tyres?
A: Tyres don't sing when you put chains on them.

Q: Why do Niggers in Brixton have such small steering-wheels?
A: So that they can drive with their handcuffs on.

Q: What do you get if you cross Bo Derek with a Nigger?
A: 10 of spades.

Q: Why didn't the Black want to marry a Mexican?
A: He didn't want the kids to grow up too lazy to mug.

Q: What do you do if you see a drowning Nigger?
A: Throw him an anchor.

Q: How do you save a drowning Nigger?
A: Take your foot off his head.

Q: Do you know how to save a drowning Nigger?
A: No?!?
Good!

Q: Why do Niggers smell so bad?
A: So blind people can hate them too.

Q: Why do Niggers carry shit in their wallets?
A: For identification.

Q: What does it say inside a Nigger's lips?
A: "Inflate to twenty pounds".

Q: Why don't Niggers drive convertibles?
A: Their lips would slap them to death in the wind.

Q: Why do Blacks wear wide-brimmed hats?
A: To stop birds from shitting on their lips.

Q: How many Blacks does it take to pave a driveway?
A: It depends on how thin you slice them.

Q: What do you have when you're up to your ankles in Niggers?
A: Afro turf.

Q: What's the brown stuff between elephants' toes?
A: Slow natives.

Q: Why do Blacks wear platform shoes?
A: To stop their knuckles from dragging on the ground.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson use so much make-up?
A: For cosmetic purposes (he thinks he has an ugly black head).

Q: What are the three greatest lies?
A: 1) I'm from the government, I'm here to help you.
2) The cheque is in the mail.
3) Black is beautiful.

A Black yuppie decides to do a bit of hang-gliding. He drives out to the country, takes his hang-glider, and proceeds to float off high over the woods.
Two old White farmers, Rosco and J.T., had picked the same day to do a little
hunting.
Rosco looks up and says to J.T., "Shit! Dat's de biggest goddam bird I eva seen!".
"Let's get him" says J.T.
They fire off several shots, but the glider floats off serenely over the trees and out of sight.
"Hell, Rosco," says J.T., "I b'lieve we winged dat bird".
"Shit, I know we winged him," says Rosco "Did you see how fast he dropped dat
Nigger?".

A truckie was driving a shipment of bowling balls through a town in the deep South
when, to his horror, the tail-gate came loose and hundreds of black bowling balls
went rolling out across the main road.
Within minutes, dozens of townsfolk came rushing out and began smashing the
bowling balls into little pieces with axes, sledge-hammers, and anything heavy that
came to hand.
The truckie runs up to them, screaming out "What are you doing? Why are smashing them?".
One of the townsfolk yells back "We gotta kill the Niggers before they hatch!"

This Black guy walks into a pub with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.
"Wow!" says the barman, "That really is something. Where'd you get it?".
"Africa" says the parrot.

A Black man is about to walk into a polling booth in Lynchville, Mississippi, when
he's stopped by the local Sheriff.
"Hey, boy," says the Sheriff, "the law says you can't vote in this county unless you can read".
"Ah can read" says the black man.
"Oh, yeah?" says the Sheriff, taking from his back pocket a copy of the Hebrew Daily News, "Well, can you read the headline of this here paper?"
"Ah sure can" says the Black man, "It says `NO NIGGERS VOTING IN THIS TOWN TODAY'".

How do we know that God is White?
Because in the Bible, he says "I AM WHO I AM".
If he was a Nigger, he would've said "I IS WHO I IS".

A White student is telling his friends how he had beaten-off three Black muggers the night before.
Black student, overhearing the conversation, says "Yo, you're full of shit, man!"
"Yeah?", says the White student, "And what colour is shit?"

Two cannibals are having dinner together. The guest says to his host, "Your wife sure makes a great meal."
"Yeah, but I'm going to miss her" his friend replies.

Q: What's the ultimate in courage?
A: Two cannibals having oral sex.