Ladies and gentlemen
The man song

He’s the man
He’s the man

I dont take no crap from anybody else
But you

I wear the pants around here
When Im finished with your laundry

Cause Im a guy you dont want to fight
When I say jump you say “Yeah right”

Im the man of this house
Until you get home

He’s the man
He’s the man
What I say goes around here
Right out the window

And I dont want to hear alot of wining
so I’ll shut up

The sooner you learn who’s boss around here
The sooner you can give me my orders dear

Because Im hear mucho around here
But its all in my head

He’s the man
He’s the man

And I can have sex anytime
That you want

Because Im a man who has needs
But there not that important

And dont expect any flowers from me
because if Im not mistaken you prefer jewelery

Im the king of my castle
When your’re not around

He’s the man
He’s the man

And I will drink and watch sports anytime time that I want
And get in trouble

And I will come home when Im good and ready
To sleep on the couch

Cause a mans got to do what a mans got to do
And Im gonna do what you tell me to

Because Im top dog around here
But I’ve been neutered

He’s the man
He’s the man