Shes a woman
Shes a woman

Ladies and gentlemen,
The woman song.

Shes a woman
Shes a woman

I am woman hear me roar
If you dont open my door

I can do anything that a man can do
But I dont have to

Oh, the female sex has alot more class
Unless we’re looking at a male strippers ass

Im a 21st century gal
But I cant set my VCR

Shes a woman
Shes a woman

Well, I am not your hooker
But you’re still going to pay

Cause sex is a special thing
And a darn good weapon

Because my body belongs to me
Until I get dinner and a movie

And I dont sleep around
Until I do a credit check

Shes a woman
Shes a woman

And I have a mind of my own
Which I change every two seconds

And Im not afraid to ask for directions
Because I cant fold a map

And I stand behind my man
So I can nag him as much as I can

And I can fight in combat
But I cant kill a spider

Shes a woman
Shes a woman

And I never tell I lie
But I will fake an orgasm

Because I am the real McCoy
Except for my boobs and my face

And I dont take drugs and I dont drink booze
But I am addicted to buying shoes

And Im very proud of my age
Which is none of your friggin business

Shes a woman
Shes a woman