quotes

"Don't do that." All the Monkees said that in different episodes along with some other guest stars that said it also.

"Hey who turned on the dark?" Peter said that in "Monkee See, Monkee Die"

"I don't like it paint it red." Micky said it as M.D. in "I've Got A Little Song Here"

"You're all heart." Mike and Micky said this in a couple different episodes.

"Sets my mind at ease." Davy said that in "Monkees Marooned"

"Buy International Steel at 28 and a half." Mike said it as W. H. Woolhat in the hotel on the first episode "Royal Flush"

"Isn't that dumb." The Monkees and a couple guest stars said that in a few different episodes.

"You must be joking." Davy said this in several different episodes, and in his screen test.

"Whenever a pussy cat cries, they tear off its head, and then they hollar in it's ear!" Alien Robot Micky said that in "Monkees Watch Their Feet"

"Alright Kinsley, the chapters over." Davy said that in "Monkees See, Monkee Die"

"Cross at the green, not in between." Peter said that in "Monkees In A Ghost Town"

"One more remark like that I'll hit ya with me purse!" Davy said that in "Some Like It Luke Warm"

"Work hard, play hard, get plenty of roughage in your diet and someday you'll own this hotel." Mike as W. H. Woolhat in "Royal Flush"

"I myself am deeply jealous." Micky and Peter said that on "Too Many Girls"

"We're on a deserted island, it must have been a car back firing or something." Davy said it in "Monkees Marooned"

"It's a shame to waste youth on children" Mr. Schneider in "Success Story"

"How bout them apples." Mike in "Head"

"Your the rat that killed my brother!" Micky doing his impression of James Cagney, he did that in several different episodes.

"You're the dummy, dummy." Mike said that in "Head"

"Pshaw." Micky said this in a couple different episodes.

"Zilch." They all said it on the album Headquarters, and actually said it on the episode "The Picture Frame" too.

"My mommy won't let me play with things that burn, or bash, or scratch, or go boom." Micky said that when he was playing a little boy in the Toy Factory on "Monkee vs. Machine"

"Well it can't be you every week Davy." Peter says that in "The Card Carrying Red Shoes" when a Druvanian ballerina falls in love with him.

"With my paranoia I need this kind of abuse." Mike said that while standing with one of the biker chicks in "Wild Monkees"

"I don't know how I get meself into these things!" Davy said that when he was pretending to be Prince Ludlow in "The Prince And The Pauper"

"No Tony, I was a has been now I'm an am is." Micky said as the gangster Babyface in "Alias Micky Dolenz"

"Due to lack of interest, tomorrow has been cancelled, so we'll have to make it day after tomorrow." Mike said that in "The Devil And Peter Tork"

"Oh I don't think you guys are guilty, I just don't see how you could possibly be innocent." Peter said that in "The Picture Frame" when he visited Micky, Davy, and Mike in jail.

"What advice would you give to young people just starting out in the spying business?" Davy asked this in "The Spy Who Came In From The Cool" trying to get confessions out of 2 spies!

"You do and I'll be sorry!" Micky said this on a few different occasions.

"You see we aren't typical young people, well we are typical young people, well young people just aren't typical anything." Mike said that to Toby in "Monkees a la Mode"

"If there's one thing I can't stand its late kidnappers" Peter said that in "Your Friendly Neighborhood Kidnappers" while the guys were getting ready for their kidnapping!

"You guys must be out of your birds!" Davy said that in the pilot episode.

"The mind is a terrible thing to freak" Micky said this - (and I will have up what episode this quote is from as soon as I watch all the episodes cuz' I haven't got to yet! LOL)

"You're evil." Mike said this in the pilot episode to the guard at the Riviera Country Club when the guard wouldn't permit them to go in.

"Good Heavens, we'll be wiped out!" Peter said this in the pilot episode.

"Mike, I just saw a fella talking to a popsicle." Davy said this in "The Spy Who Came In From The Cool"

"Sock it to me, sock it to you, sock it to everybody." Micky said this while he and Davy were doing a Russian dance in "The Card Carrying Red Shoes"

"Ok you guys go ahead and laugh, songwriting is a million dollar business, you'll see." Mike said this to Davy and Micky on "I've Got A Little Song Here"

"It's all downhill from here!" Peter said this in "Captain Crocodile"

"I'm going crazy, you can't lock me up like this, why are you doing this to me, you can't lock me up like an animal, I know why he's doing it, its cause I'm short thats why, I'm short."
Davy said that in "Too Many Girls" because the guys were trying to keep him from meeting any girls for the next 24 hours so that he wouldn't fall in love and leave the group!

"Gosh, I'll never give it away, I couldn't." Micky said this in "Son Of A Gypsy" when they were at the gypsy camp and Marco was giving them all a bore's tooth necklace as a good luck charm.

"Hey I got it, we do what any other normal people would do in our circumstances, the most logical solution to this problem, we have a medieval fair." Mike said that on "Monkees Mind Their Manor" when Davy was left a manor in England and he and the other Monkees had to stay there unless they came up with 50,000 pounds so that the villagers wouldn't lose their homes.

"Don't fly! Don't fly! If you get too close to the sun your wings will melt!" Peter said this in "Success Story" to Davy's grandfather at the airport when he was trying to take Davy back to England with him!

"Oh, thank you very much, can I have a cookie?" Davy said this at the first of "Monkees In The Ring"

"Not bad for a long haired wierdo, huh America?" Micky said it in "The Card Carrying Red Shoes"

"My bridge, my bridge!" Mike said this to Peter as Princess Gwen in "Fairy Tale"

"Boy, am I ever doing nothing." Peter said it in "Monkees Mind Their Manor" when they were trying to figure out how to get the money so that the villagers wouldn't lose their homes.

"I find it very hard to believe Petah." Davy in "I Was A Teenage Monster"

"How come you're all dirty and I'm all clean?" Micky said this as Santa Clause to Davy in "The Christmas Episode"

"The power is inside you. Nobody can give it to you, and nobody can take it away." Mike said this to Peter in "The Devil And Peter Tork" before Peter went to play the harp in the courtroom.

"I'm not the campy aid for nothing." Peter said this to Davy in "Monkee Mayor"

"Now see what you've been and gone and done." Davy said this to Micky after he made Natasha cry on "Card Carrying Red Shoes"

"Its great, its terrific, its the best show on earth." Micky sang this on "Monkees At The Circus" and of course it was some of the lyrics for the theme song to Circus Boy!

"I give up. Where?" Mike said this in "The Chaperone" to the General, as he'd asked where the 'Chaperone' had gone!

"Dirty commie!" Peter called Micky this on "Hitting The High Seas" as he and Davy were letting him take the blame for trying to get the Captain's men to take over the boat!