
Now we have all been enlightened as to where Miller got his ways. Sometimes, however, I do wish that a certain promise wasn't effective... oh the fun I'd have with certain people.

They say the empty can rattles the most
-Metallica

I was born in Miami, Florida quite a long while ago. Though my father left when I was very young, my mother, I believe, raised me very well. She didn’t seem too upset by the loss of my father and never said that anything he did was wrong. I never learned just why he left, but that is unimportant. I did very well in school and started out as an advisor in a major corporation. I had to travel very much on business trips and yes, every now and then I would meet a woman that interested me. The first was Stacy. She was and still is a very lovely woman and she mothered my first son, Ron. About a year after, I was called elsewhere and so I left her before going on to the next area which was in need of me. After Ron, came Marissa, then Evan, Grant, Kathleen, Daniel, and Valerie in that order. They are all very good children, though at the moment Ron and Kathleen have come to please me the most. I became a senator in Florida state and not long after, Ron and Kathleen retrieved me and showed me just how wrong the Christian belief truly is. I am now in service of Set, though I was caught once by an annoying pirate that is not even worth putting a name to. Danielle is the next woman who has captured my interests though I can’t really do anything to her at the moment, especially since she’s pregnant. They attempted to destroy me in a way that the gods could not retrieve me, but a planar unicorn by the name of Serdinan took me out and back to Set. At the moment I am in search of a wife. ::looks at her calmly for a moment:: And it’s almost too bad that I can’t pick anyone that I so choose to marry. But I shall find one in good time. With that I must go back to my duties.

In politics stupidity is not a handicap.
-Napoleon

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