The lighter side of being Blonde

This small animation will remind all who know
the hot tub story...sorry Christie.    Denis

First Class Blonde Joke

A plane is on its way to Montreal when a blonde
in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First
Class section and sits down.

The flight attendant watches her do this and
asks to see her ticket. She then tells the
blonde that she paid for Economy and that
she will have to sit in the back.

The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful,
I'm going to Montreal and I'm staying right
 here!".

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit
and tells the pilot and copilot that there
is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class
that belongs in Economy and won't move back
to her seat.

The copilot goes back to explain that
because she only paid for Economy she will
have to leave and return to her seat.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful,
I'm going to Montreal and I'm staying right
here!"

The copilot tells the pilot that he probably
should have the police waiting when they land
to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen
to reason.

The pilot says "I'll handle this. I'm married
to a blonde. I have learned to speak 'blonde'".

He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear,
and without hesitation, she gets up and moves
 back to her seat in the Economy section.

 The flight attendant and copilot are amazed
and asked him what he said to make her move
without any fuss.

"I told her First Class isn't going to Montreal."
 
 

The Redhead

A young redhead goes into the doctor's
office and says that her body hurts
wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her
elbow and screams in agony.
She pushes her knee and screams,
pushes her ankle and screams.
Everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The doctor says, "You're not really a
redhead, are you?"

She says "No, I'm really a blonde".

"I thought so," he says.
"You have a broken finger."