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Who am I?

I am Matthew Elder! I am an eighteen year old who is going to college now. Only a freshman and I already dislike school. It's not as bad as high school was, but I am just really sick of academics. At least I'm not taking any hard classes.



Where do I come from?

I live in the east bay! A nice suburb of San Francisco, Livermore, has been my home my entire life. Eighteen years in the same place...it's no wonder that I can't wait until I have enough money to move out on my own, either to Santa Cruz or British Columbia.



What is the point of it all?

I'm glad you asked that question. Every single species of animal has no other purpose in life except to reproduce and prolong the species. This includes humans, elephants, and giraffes. Just look at how almost every aspect of society revolves around finding a spouse, raising a family, and being able to support it. It's as simple as that: we live to reproduce.



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