The Caption Contest

Some pictures from Stars are just begging for a caption, and here are a few, with some possible lines underneath them. You can also find these images in my gallery, by the by. If you want an image, feel free to take it. Got an idea for a caption, or a caption-worthy Sailor Iron Mouse picture? Please send it to Clairefairy@excite.com. Thank you! (Sorry about the long loading time. ^^;)

"Sailor Moon is being bought by DISNEY?!?!" "AAGGGH! Where the $%((&& HAS MY NOSE GONE??" "Not another Digimon Christmas Special!" Shoulder Puffball: "Puffballs of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!" "Yuri featuring Galaxia and Beryl?? MY EYES ARE BURNING!" The Dr. Who copyright infringement people finally get Mousie. "Galaxia has been calling COLLECT all this time???"

"It's my last episode? What about the power of love, for cryin' out loud???" (Kathy Foxx) "You hired NSync for my birthday?" (Kathy Foxx) "Hey! Just back away from the thong, ecchi!" (Kathy Foxx) Mousie is horrified to hear of the worldwide shortage of Stilton (Colin) Iron Mouse is informed of Galaxia's plans to releases a single. (Colin) "AAUGH!  IT'S THOSE PASTEL-COLORED SPACE MICE FROM VOLTRON!  GET THOSE EVIL THINGS AWAY FROM ME!" (Vanessa) "Eeeeeep!!!!! Galaxia hired Pikachu instead of me!!!!" (Löhman Ola) "Mousie discovers that Trunks has been replaced as January in the annual DBZ swimsuit calender by Krillan." (Colin) "You're so mean! Why do you have to kill me off? Why am I acting like Usagi?" (Nab0oRu) "NANI?!?! If they dub Sailor Stars, they're gonna do WHAT to my thong?" "You heard me! There gonna cover it up with your outfit." "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SO CRUEL! *threatens Dic with a bomb* (Nab0oRu) "My VA for the Cloverway dub of Sailor Stars is Kristen Bishop!?" (Vanessa) "Lookit this, I can fit my entire outfit in my mouth! Here goes..." (Kathy Foxx) "WHAT? My new perfume is ode to catnip!?" (Johnna)

"I'll never let go, Jack! I'll never let go!" "GAK!" "Whoops..." "Can I call you Dad-oo?" "Stand back! I know the Heimleich!" *Sings* "You're just too good to be true...Can't take my thighs off you..." "I'm gonna love you and squeeze you, and hug you..." "Second prize? You gave me second prize in the lookalike contest? You fool! I AM THE TRUE BLUES BROTHER!!!"

"The Ancient spirit-sucking demon Nezuma emerges but once every thirty years, hungry for blood, revenge, and MEN." (Kathy Foxx) "Man, this new aftershave really works!" (Kathy Foxx) "Hahahahhahahahahaha! Laaaugh with me! I don't hear anything!" (Kathy Foxx) "This is called the Nezu Crunch!" (Chibi Cutie) "Oh, wow! Your just my man! You own a cheesefabric!!!!! Love ya!!!! Bet you taste like cheese to...hehehehe!!!!" (Löhman Ola) "Doctor, doctor, can't you see I'm burnin', burnin'/Oh, Doctor, doctor, is this love I'm feel--hey, you're not Dr. Tofu from Ranma 1/2!" (Vanessa) Never have a mouse give CPR. (Nab0oRu) SIM: "YOU'RE SO HOT!!!" victim: "Can't.... breathe....." (Nab0oRu)

"Introducing Nezu carry-on luggage - its' fashion you can afford for the new Millenium." Ticket-collector: "Typical evil dictator, leaving her minions all over the place..." "Nezu Chuuko? Mais, non, je suis Clarice Corot! Ehehe... ^_^;" "Everything so fithy... dirt...EVERYWHERE!" "I could hawk one helluva loogie from up here..." "You don't understand! When the train goes back under 50, it'll explode!"

Nezu realizes that some people consider the luggage rack of a bullet train a considerably more convienent place to store their old gum. (Kathy Foxx) "You mean zees eesen't zee plane to Mehico?" (Kathy Foxx) Kids below Nezu: "Whoa, if you move to the right a little you can see right up her..." (Kathy Foxx) "Aren't I soooo sneaky? Galaxia will never find me here!" (Chibi Cutie) "Forget Pokemon! The new craze on the streets of Tokyo, and indeed the rest of the world- Nezu shaped novelty carrier bags! Get yours today!" (Colin) "This is great--I can see so much stuff going on from up here: Seiya and Usagi kissing, Kunzite wearing a tank top and tight jeans, Haruka and Michiru arguing, Kunzite wearing a tank top and tight jeans (starts to drool)." (Vanessa) "What do you think im doing? Just hiding for that black telephone on the wall....*RRRRIIIINGGGGG* EEEEEEPPPP! ITS ATTACKING!!!!!!" (Löhman Ola) "Heh... Cats aren't the only ones who can be burglers. There's a new bandit in town: The Mouse Burgler. *hums Mission Impossible theme*" (Nab0oRu) "Excuse me, miss. It really isn't safe up there." "Shove it, lady!" (Nab0oRu)

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