Good and Bad Villain Clichés
Any Animamate will tell you that the secret to being taken seriously as a villain is a repartee. How can you strike fear into the hearts of your pathetic victims without a plethora of snappy catchphrases that almost anyone can use?

Mousie: You could always steal their Starseed.

Shut up! Ahem. We here at Mouse Mania have provided this simple, easy to use, fool-proof guide so YOU TOO can become as ruthless, single-minded and efficient as Mousie herself!

Mousie: Has anyone seen my Kunzite plushie?

Well, without further ado, we give you the best (and the worst) Villain Clichés!
The Best
(Suitable at home school or work for INSTANT credibility as a full-blown evil- doer.)

1. You’ll never take me alive!
2. BEHOLD! MY TRUE FORM!
3. You fools! You poor, pathetic fools!
4. I’m surrounded by idiots!
5. I’m really scared, I’m being threatened by a cheerleader and a sad reject from “Come Dancing”!
6. Lets see the power of love get you out of this one!
7. Oh, I’m going to ENJOY this! *Evil grin*
8. You’re getting just what you deserve!
9. How dare you foil my brilliant scheme?
10. What’s this? You defy ME?
The Worst
(Not recommended, you’ll just look crazy.)
Mousie: And the list above won’t make you look crazy?
Another good way to ruin your villan career is to use Bad Villain Terminology, listed below.

1. I’ll stop terrorizing you if I can have a bite of your muffin!
2. Oh, go on, pleeeeease give me your Starseed! I’ll be your friend!
3. Mr. Flibble’s VERY cross! (Shamelessly ripped off from “Red Dwarf”.)
4. Prepare to surrender, you… uh. Sorry, what’s your name again?
5. You know, I’ve just realized how attracted I am to Tuxedo Kamen…
6. EAT FAT FREE DESSERT TOPPING, SUCKA!
7. The Shittennou are standing naked behind me?? WHERE?
8. *After being attacked by Oak Evolution, Sparkling Wide Pressure, or Supreme Thunder* Well, that was SHOCKING!
9. Now, I have the key to the Unive- *looks at watch* OH MY GOD! I’M MISSING JEOPARDY!
10. Well, I could kill you right now, but first I’ll reveal my diabolical plan, complete with flashback, dramatic camera angles, and hand puppets!
Bad Villain Terminology – Things you should NEVER call your foe.

1. Sailor Trash
2. Sailor Brat
3. Moon Brat
4. Those darn scouts! (All these will brand you as an affiliate of DiC, and therefore unable to be taken seriously)
5. Gay (You are NOT in South Park)
6. Chubby (NEVER call a woman chubby!)
7. Chibi Usa (Lets not get TOO insulting, ne?)
8. A Nickelodeon character (Ditto)
9. A dubbie (Actually, that might destroy them on the spot!)
10. Pookie (For obvious reasons! O.o)
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