2. Protest rallies are no longer held outside the Juuban Mall pet store.
3. Sexual harassment cases in Tokyo have dropped 20%.
4. Pikachu gets down to the patent office and rips off one of the best catchphrases of all time.
5. The lesser-known “Hello Mousie” brand is finally sucked down the tubes after a drastic decline in sales.
6. Tin Nyanko is now in traction after using Lead Crow as her “replacement football”.
7. The only person on earth who still wears a cravat is officially Freddy from Scooby Doo.
8. Hara Eriko can finally pursue her life-long dream of playing someone who ISN’T an obsessive psycho.
9. Mousie’s bracelets were last seen being purchased by a blonde, long haired, stripy panty-hosed, pearl-wearing, whip wielding man claiming they were for his (very young) girlfriend.
10. Aluminium Siren had to spend the last weeks of her life concussed as a previous employee’s paperwork finally toppled over, engulfing the entire production room in unfinished progress reports and doodles of Chu Chus.