Song Parodies
	This section deals with a bunch of Animamates/Mouse related songs that I ripped off and decided to post here. Basically what a parody song is, is a bunch of humourous lyrics to the tune of a well known song, usually with a theme. Think Weird Al Yankovic, though there is no way that my work is up to his standards. ^^; Anyway, you don't need me to tell you what a parody song is, so just enjoy the songs! ^_^
	Take the Best (Starseed) (A song about Starseeds- To the tune of “Be Our Guest”) This is sort of a hacked up version of a parody song I did about exams to this tune a year ago. ^_^ Not much has changed. Sung by Galaxia (To the Animamate of your choice): Take the best, take the best, And I’m sure I’ll be impressed By your lack of preparation And the targets you just guessed. Pop idols, celebrities, Have you got some strange disease? Your victims are all trite ones, Now can you pick the right one?? They all begged and the asked That you wouldn’t kick their ass But you usually get yours all kicked instead Wanna be in a different venue? Admit you’re screwed and then you’ll Take the best Fake the best Failed the best. TV chefs, A DJ Please try and pick the right one, kay? I haven’t had my coffee, and I’ll have to dock your pay, You’re alone, And you’re scared, And guess what? You’re not prepared! Look at your posters of composers and your social list of posers, And think fast, you be quick, And to that job you’ll stick, And maybe that planet dream will catch my interest… If your lazy, slacking way Just doesn’t make my day, then Steal the best! If you’re stressed, And all this info won’t digest, then Deal the best! Wheel the best! Steal the best! Life is full of smirking for the cohort that’s not working Unexpecting all the pressure that’s put on… Ahh, those good old days of unemployment… Suddenly those good old days are gone. Centuries you’ve been working, well OK, you’ve been shirking, Needing info, and a little bit of skill! Most days you just lie around the classroom… Working for me sure ain’t no party, Go out and fail me, like a smarty! Get the best! Get the best! Look at them fading and confess That you haven’t gained a thing, and for time you’re severely pressed, Get a dud, anger me, Then to God you will all plea, Last night you couldn’t care a smidgen Now you finally found religion! You will grovel And you’ll pray Kneel and worship on this day That some angel on your poor soul has blessed! The message finally hitting And we sure ain’t kidding   Get the best! Animamates:(It’s the best!) It’s the best! Animamates: (Eeep! The best?) It’s the best! It’s the best! Spent your morning getting dressed! When you should have been researching, And you better be obsessed It’s depression And it’s gloom And your victims far from doomed While the poor suckers line up, just you watch all the work pile up… *Big dramatic camera sequence involving thousands of giant dancing Starseeds pulling away to reveal Galaxia with a tux , a cane, and a top hat over her head dress. O.o* Day by day! Pain by pain! Till you feel things popping in your brain! (Ew!) Then when you lie there we will all digress… You spent your life in pleasure And now take your leisure With the best! Grip the best! Steal the best! Please steal the beeeeest!!
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