| Alan Jackson & Jimmy Buffet It's Five O'Clock Somewhere |
The sun is hot and that old clock, is movin' slow... An' so am I. Work day passes like molasses in wintertime... But it's July. Gettin' paid by the hour, an, older by the minute. My boss just pushed me over the limit. I'd like to call him somethin'... I think, I'll just call it a day. Pour me somethin' tall and strong, Make it a "Hurricane" before I go insane. It's only half past twelve... but, I don't care. It's five o'clock somewhere. This lunch break is gonna take all afternoon, an' half the night. Tomorrow mornin', I know they'll be hell to pay, Hey... but that's all right. I ain't had a day of now in over a year. My Jamaican vacation's gonna start right here. If the phones for me, You can tell'em, I'm just sailed away. An' pour me sometin' tall and strong. Make it a "Hurricane" before I go insane. It's only half past twelve... but, I don't care. It's five o'clock somewhere. I could pay off my tab, pour myself in a cab, An' be back to work before two. At a moment like this, I can't help but wonder... What would Jimmy Buffet do? "Funny you should ask Alan"... I'd say: Pour me somethin' tall an' strong, Make it a "Hurricane" before I go insane. It's only half past twelve... but, I don't care. Pour me somethin' tall and strong. Make it a "Hurricane" before I go insane. It's only half past twelve... but, I don't care. He don't care, & I don't care. It's five o'clock somewhere. What time zone am I on? What country am I in? It doesn't matter, it's five o'clock somewhere. It's always on five in Margaritaville, come to think of it. Yeah, I heard that. You been there haven't you Yes Sir. I seen your boat there. I've been to Margaritaville a few times. All right, that's good. Stumbled all the way back. OK. Just wanna make sure you can, Keep it between the navigational beacons. Between the booie's... I got it. Well, it's five o'clock. Lets go somewhere. I'm ready, crank it up. Lets get out of here. I'm gone. |
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