I entered the dark room with extreame caution, for I knew that any move could be my last.  Little did I know that I was totally unprepared for the surprise I was about to get when I saw the web master himself.
That's right, it was the Kool Aid Man!  But luckily for me, he wanted to challenge me to the same fricken pizza contest that the champ had been loosing from day one.  Let's just say that he's better off selling drinks. 
Yes folks, that is the real story of how I got my web site (altough anyone that has seen the game Yo!Noid knows that I just took pictures from that and made a story around them and everyone else knew I was just flat out lying).  I felt that I couldn't sleep untill I had told my story to the world (even though I have been sleeping fine since I started this site).  Since my adventures, I have made the same journey to help my friends get on the web and once again to help Wright sart the web ring (you know, I should probably just stop, seeing as how everything I say is a lie right now.  You people are better off just going home.)