"When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults." -- Brian Aldiss
"Mr. Right is now a guy who hasn't been laid in fifteen years." -- Elayne Boosler
"What do I know about sex, I'm a married man." -- Tom Clancy
"if there is a surpreme being, he's crazy" -- Marlene Dietrich
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -- Albert Einstein
"Humankind cannot bear very much reality." -- T. S. Eliot
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." -- Sigmund Frued
"Warning signs that your lover is bored:
1. Passionless kisses
2. Frequent sighing
3. Moved, left no forwarding address." -- Matt Groening
"it's not what you are, it's what you don't become that hurts." -- Oscar Levant
"Man was predestined to have free will." -- Hal Lee Luyah
"Losing my virginity was a career move." -- Madonna
"Do television evangelists do more than lay people?" -- Stanley Ralph Ross
"Adults are obsolete children." -- Dr. Suess
"I sometimes worry that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten us." -- Lily Tomlin and Jane Wagner
"Reality is a collective hunch." -- Lily Tomlin and Jane Wagner
"You have to live life to love life, and you have to love life to live life. It's a vicious circle." -- Unknown
"An optimist is someone who thinks the future is uncertain." -- Uknown
"There are few problems in life that wouldn't be eased by the proper application of high explosives." -- Unknown
"Churches welcome all denominations, but most prefer fives and tens." -- Unknown
"Why torture yourself when life will do it for you?" -- Laura Walker
"Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile I caught hell for." -- Earl Warren
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