Don't care if they've got haircuts,
Or if they've got tail rust bad.
She takes 'em home, and she cleans 'em up now,
Till they don't look so sad.
She'll make you go to thrift stores--
Every one in the whole state!
If you get her a Remco
She will know that it's a fake,
So just don't make that mistake! Come on!
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Upside Inside Out
She's livin' La Vida Pony!
She runs all over town
Searching for one more pony.
She'll get that mint-on-card
If she has to take out a loan-y!
She will wear you out,
Livin' La Vida Pony!
Went to a big garage sale--
She saw Mimic sitting there!
She threw a fit like there's no tomorrow,
While everyone just stopped and stared.
She wants a Baby Twice As Fancy
Up, Up and Away,
Along with Euro ponies--
Yeah, she wants the new UKs!
So she's gonna have to pay! A lot!
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She's up at dawn on weekends
She's a pony early bird,
Hits yard sales and flea markets,
You might think that she's absurd,
Can't resist that "pony" word! Come on!
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Livin' La Vida Pony...
Livin' La Vida Pony...
Livin' La Vida Pony...