(feedback) Zero

to be sung to the tune of Zero, by the Smashing Pumpkins, with my most sincere apologies to Billy Corgan! ;)

i'm an ebay, deadbeat bidder,
no intention that i'll pay
deadbeat bidder, Feedback Zero
make high bids, then i drift away
i bid and bid
and all the ebay sellers hate me
throw threatening words my way
but I ain't gonna pay

i just like to bid
annoyance serves to amuse me
and i just like to bid
look through ebay find a lot, and bid a proxy really high
and watch the bidders all give up, and then i win but i won't pay
intoxicated with this bidding, i'm in love with just sitting
and surfing ebay, all day long
and bidding to my little heart's content
i never let on, why my feedback's set at zero
i never let on that i won't pay
the negatives, they multiply on my ID
so i just change my ebay name
'cause i just like to bid
annoyance serves to amuse me
yeah i just like to bid
sellers beware

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