| You know, I solicited you guys to ask me advice. I said, “If any of you need advice, please e-mail me and I’ll respond promptly.” Instead of people asking for advice, I got a bunch of hate mail. I thought I would share some of it with you. |
| Dear Nicky C. Why would I ask you for advice???? You are a big dork and loser. You probably have to pay to get laid!!!! Samantha S. |
| Dear Samantha, You give me entirely too much credit. I can’t afford a prostitute. From what I heard, a good prostitute in Las Vegas cost upwards to $500. I make that in like two months. Because I have to use that money to buy things like groceries, I am unable to solicit prostitutes. Maybe I will after I graduate law school. Until then, I guess I just won’t get laid. Nicky C. |
| Dear Nicky C. Please, Please give me advice so I can end up a pathetic loser like you. I want to whine and cry about how women hate me all the time and I want to act like a big dork like you. Can you help me out? Jake |
| Dear Jake, Thanks for the question. From the looks of it, it sounds like you don’t need any more advice on how to be a pathetic loser because you are all ready there. If you need any more help pointing out the obvious, just let me know. Nicky C. |