Sarah McLachlan has this song called "Ice Cream." It goes "Your love is better than Ice Cream; Better than anything I've tried; Your love is better than Ice Cream; etc..." I think this is a great song. Love should be better than ice cream.

I was talking about this with some of my coworkers today in the lunch room. Like I, all of them liked ice cream, but they didn't love ice cream. They thought ice cream was okay. So if they said your love is better than ice cream, it really wouldn't be that big of a compliment. So we tried to come up with better compliments than your love is better than ice cream.

I came up with your love is better than nachos. I LOVE nachos. I think they are food for the gods. So if I told a woman that her love was better than nachos; nachos with cheese on it, it would be a great compliment. One woman came up with "Your love is better than Christmas dinner." I thought that was an awesome. One guy said "your love is better than a burrito." I don't know of any woman that wouldn't be touched by that compliment.

Then someone asked "What about an all you can eat Chinese buffet???" Most people in the office know I love Chinese buffets. Actually, that is my favorite place to take a date. I had to answer honestly. I said that there is no woman who's love is better than an all you can eat Chinese buffet. If I had a choice between an all you can eat Chinese buffet, and a woman I really liked, I would pick the buffet every time. If I found a woman who's love is better than an all you can eat Chinese buffet, I would marry her tomorrow. Some mean woman, who I didn't even know, gave me a dirty look when I said this. After I was done, she asked me if I was single. I said, yeah, and she responded "I figured. Expect to be single for a very long time!!!!!" What a wicked woman.