#4   Randy Johnson

This was certainly a surprising addition to the Nicky C sexiest man alive list.  Lets face it, the man is quite homely.  Apparently, the interest in Randy Johnson derives from his sport’s nickname, “the Big Unit.”  “I don’t think they call him ‘the Big Unit’ because he’s got big hands and feet,” exclaimed one woman who was polled.

#5   Darth Vader

This dark lord of the sith wound up fifth on our sexiest man alive list.  This “mysterious man behind the mask” has swept women off their feet with his deep voice and erotic breathing pattern.  Many people thought Darth Maul was going to take over as “the sexiest sith” because his lite saber is twice the size of Vader’s.  In my poll, however, women claim that doesn’t matter and cited Vader’s other attributes as being more important.