NEWS FLASH: THEY ARE OUT TO GET ME- OTHER NEWS: VOLVO GARBAGE TRUCKS

They say volvos are the safest car in the world. That may be true, but that's about as good as they get. You might as well park your volvo horizontally in the middle of the freeway because they aren't gonna move after about 100,000 miles cuz they are sooo shitty. If you were to park it in the freeway, it wouldn't even phase it though cuz they are tanks and that explains their shitty ass appearance and phenomenal weight (around 6 tons).  The shittiest of these "volvos" (pronounced Vaulvo like the rednecks say it) is the volvo wagon. As some of you may have seen in the guest book there appears to be a quite pissed off viewer that left a signing that said "volvo's are for people who have dicks" now let me make things clear on that. Volvo's are for pussy ass boring fagots that dont like to experience adventure in their lives. they like to feel secure knowing that they are driving in the safest car in the world. little do they know that their "safe" cars are also very very shitty and slow
ITS A VAULVO!!!!!!!!!!!!
A great way to have some good clean fun with the whole family is to go on volvo hunts. What volvo hunting is, it is when you creep all throughout the neighborhood with your lights off and throw big ass robust boulders through volvo windows and then photograph them.  I do it all the time and it is great. I will have pics soon of those volvo hunts that I partake in and yall could feel free to send me some and I will post them on the site, you can also send pics of any other hostile acts towards volvos and if they are fresh ass pics I will put them on the site. Just write your e-mail and what material you have on the guestbook and I will send you my address so we can add the pics. OVER THE PAST 2 YEARS I HAVE BASHED MANY A VOLVO, I HAVE KICKED,SPAT,SHAT, AND PISSED ON THEM. I HAVE ALSO BASHED ABOUT 100 OF THEM ( THE COUNT IS NOT REALLY CERTAIN BUT IT IS HIGH)BUT THE MOST EXOTIC FORM OF VOLVO VANDALIZING IS THE OTHER NIGHT I HIT A FUCKING SKUNK WITH MY CAR AND SET IT ON THIS KIDS VOLVO, THAT SHIT IS GONNA BE STINKING FOR MONTHS, LONG LIVE THE CAUSE! VOLVO VANDALIZE COUNT :101 Here is some proof that volvos suck ass from a volvo owner
	FAGOT ASS VOLVO'S AND VOLVO OWNERS