Knuckle gooses are found in tucson arizona, by the ft. lowel park in the back where the pond is. To this day, there are 6 living knuckle geese that roam the earth. And this is a story about them, and there place of being.

Background:
Knuckle geese have been known to attack. When I say attack, I mean, they get ruthless, and go berserk and start attacking people for the fun and game of it. When they attack they spread their wings out with passion, and run after the victim. When they do this maneuver, it is called the "oh shit, im being attacked with a knuckle" move. I have encountered many-a-times where little children have fed these vial creatures, and the geese play nice. But when the children our out of food to give them, THEY ATTACK. This is why we formed the anti-knuckle-goose-movement.

What we do:
Every night we terrorize the geese. Slingshots, rocks, limbs of trees, small children, all get thrown at the gooses. This is our plan to get rid of these rancid knuckle geese and bring sane back into our community. Each member of the AKGM wears a amulet around there neck, it is a silver knuckle. When you get into the AKGM you must wear this at all time, for example when at IGA stores, if you wear one of these, they will let you steal shit from them unless you get 2 40's of bud wiser and there is a guy on a bike in the store. But we wont talk about that if you know what I mean.

What you can do:
Fly to tucson, and get rid of these ass bastard fuck shit excavating lobster anus honking assfuckasses with mayo on the face and knuckle on the forehead creatures.

Creative ways we have thought up to destroy the forsaken creatures:

• Strap m-80's around the gooses body then walk it into the bank, and light it on fire.
• Tape an m-80 on a gooses head and light it
• Bootheel it into the park
• Dip it in kerosene, and light it on fire
• Hit them with 19 foot poles, cause 19 foot poles don't play.
• Kill mollys dad
• Steal a goose, then let it loose in a IGA superstore.
• Kick its beak off.
• Lynch it like the nigger they are.

::NEWS FLASH::
We have reported sites of the knuckle geese recruiting ducks! They seem to be plotting something!
AND
Del taco doesn sell 3 tacos for $.99 anymo..