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Why does she need him for a father
Not only made us, but I thrive on his shit
Goring my manhood turns a man off
Like Pepe LePew would say
Hey! Hey! Hey! Then we clash!

I got my diddley spayed (x3)
I got my diddley

She laughs about it
Shrinking infections when the wind blows just right
Jacking themselves off polyester
I wanna jump, this isn't right
Hey, when am I getting it back!

I got my diddley spayed (x3)
I got my diddley

I don't know why
I got a joke too silly to say
Don't touch my balls
I got a dick, dick! Hear my fucking hate!

I got my diddley spayed (x3)
I got my diddley

If your worrying is gaining monthly
Fiberglass insulated, the sky is cotton candy
Spawning downstream, El Rancho Ovulate
Freely kill him, then make it wrong
Billy has brought me deep in anal
Billy's slit reminds me of someone
I'm sick of paying for the loveboat
Don't need to kneel 'cause I wanna jump rope
And I say, looooooook!

I got my diddley spayed
I got my little tail
I got my diddley spayed
I got my diddley spayed

Ahhh, I got no balls
Don't throw that ball
I got a...huh! huh!
When you got love

We got my diddley spayed
I got my diddley spayed (x5)
I got my diddley