FLOYD THE BARBER-

Hello, Cobain, come on in
Floyd observed my hairy chin
Sit down chair don't be afraid
Steaming hot towel on my face

I was shaved
I was shamed
I was shaved

Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see, I'm really scared
Floyd breaths hard, I hear a zip
Pee pee pressed against my lips

I was shaved
I was shamed
I was shaved

Uh...

Uh...

I sensed others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bea, I presumed
They take turns and cut me up
I died smothered where Andy's not

I was shaved
I was shamed
I was shaved