This is meant to complement the existing profile on the work page.

Companies that I boycott: Disney, McDonald's, Nestlé, Niké, Procter & Gamble, Starbucks

Purity Score: Well, as it says right here ... ... and click on it to find out exactly what that means!

Bastard Rating: 36% (according to the Bastard Test page)

Bitch Rating: According to the Bitch Test page:

Slut Rating: According to the Slut Test page:

Wealth Rating: I'll be worth a million dollars when I'm 46 (comprising of $294,000 'working' between the sheets, $225,000 from being a star, $219,000 working 9 to 5, $146,000 through lucrative nerd-ism (like Bill Gates), $67,000 from criminal mischief, and $49,000 from doing odd-jobs for the Pope), according to this site

Un-telligence Rating: 83% (or the "You kick ass" category -- "resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything ... The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation. Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence. Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals.") All courtesy of this site.

Inner Child:

Why the "blurgh!" after mentioning St James' Christian Brothers School?

I got sent to this school because it was a low-cost private school. The only advantage to it was the fact that my parents didn't have to pay much for it. The teaching staff did not encourage learning or personal development -- some even went counter to this and actively discouraged learning and personal development. My first principal at the school was a tyrant; the second less so. My pastoral care group teacher was openly (and paradoxically in this instance) antagonistic. And needless to say, most of the other students deserved to burn in Hell.

What do you believe in, in a religious sense?

I've got a Roman Catholic upbringing, but that doesn't mean I do exactly what the Pope says. I've got an odd theory about the whole evolution-versus-creationism argument that incorporates both sides of the story; I use contraception; I've had sex before marriage (with only one episode of 'fornication' that I completely regret doing); I hang out with gays; I blaspheme occasionally; I'm pro-choice; and I do believe in the fallibility of the Church (especially since some in the priesthood think that it's quite okay to have sex with boys under 18). But, I go to church occasionally; I abide by Lent's self-sacrifice and no-eating-of-fish-on-Fridays; I believe that Jesus is a really excellent guy (and if I had a time machine and could speak Hebrew, I'd make the effort to meet him, but hey, he's coming back soon anyway); and I definitely believe in the afterlife - I'm going to be soaring on angel's wings when I die, I know that for sure.