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"Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot; others transform a yellow spot into the sun." - Pablo Picasso

"Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life." - Sandra Carey

"Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking." - H.L. Mencken

"When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut." - anonymous

"To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer." - anonymous

"Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do, and they will surprise you with their ingenuity." - General George S. Patton Jr.

"If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?" - Art Hoppe

"A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody has read." - Mark Twain

"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking." - Arthur Block

"A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions." - Wilson Mizner

"A hospital is no place to be sick." - Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant turned famous movie producer

"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately they don't have a J.O.B." - "Fats" Domino

"A man can do what he wants, but not what he wants." - Arthur Schoperhauer

"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic." - Joseph Stalin

"An expert is someone who knows some of the worst mistakes that can be made in his subject and how to avoid them." - Werner Heisenberg

"Any smoothly functioning technology will have the appearance of magic." - Arthur C. Clarke

"Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he is buying." - Fran Franklin

"Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think that I think, therefore I think that I am." - Ambrose Bierce

"Common sense is instinct. Enough of it is Genius." - George Bernard Shaw

"Death and taxes may always be with us, but death at least doesn't get any worse." - Los Angeles Times Syndicate

"Don't be afraid to take a big step. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps." - David Lloyd George

"Experience is the hardest kind of teacher. It gives you the test first, and the lesson afterward." - anonymous

"Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding." - Abraham Kaplan

"God wisely designed the human body so the we can neither pat our own backs nor kick ourselves too easily." - unknown

"Good judgement comes from experience; and experience, well, that comes from bad judgement." - anonymous

"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people." - W.C. Fields

"I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them." - Isaac Asamov

"I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way." - Mark Twain

"I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem." - Ashleigh Brilliant

"I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to say it." - Voltaire, French writer and philosopher (1694-1778)

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception." - Groucho Marx

"I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom." - Anatole France

"I've gone into hundreds of (fortune tellers' parlors), and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrester her." - N.Y.C. detective

"If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport." - George Winters

"If you cannot convince them, confuse them." - Harry S. Truman, U.S. President (1884-1972)

"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments." - Earl Wilson

"Imagination is more important than knowledge." - Albert Einstein

"In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language." - Mark Twain

"In spite of everything I still believe that people are really good people at heart." - Anne Frank

"It is always brave to say what everyone thinks." - Georges Duhamel, French author (1884-1966)