Love, Sex and Dating I.
Attraction:
Love at 1st sight:
Dating:
Birth control:
Easy:
Eye contact:
Friend:
Indifference:
Interesting:
Irritating habit:
Law of relativity:
Nymphomaniac:
Sober:
Kiss on the hand..... I adore you
1. Girls if a guy trys to get fresh, Slap him.
1) You can GET chocolate.
2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty
names.
9) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working
hours without upsetting your co-workers.
11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16) Good chocolate is easy to find.
17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19) When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
20) With chocolate size doesn't matter.
The act of associating horniness with a particular person.
What occurs when two extremely horny, but entirely choosy people meet.
The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get
better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the
present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
Avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills,
inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men.
A term used to describe a woman who has the sexual moral of a man.
A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is
interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many woman have
difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the
shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eye are not located in
her chest.
A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has come flaw which
makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted to by the man as
"playing hard to get."
A word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.
What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to
each other turn into after a few months together.
How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to
how unattractive your date is.
A man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.
Condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
Kiss on the cheek....I just want to be friends
Kiss on the neck..... I want you
Kiss on the lips....... I love you
Kiss on the ears..... Im just Playing
A kiss anywhere else..... Lets not get carried away
Look in the eyes..... Kiss me
Paying with your hair..... I can't live without you
Hands on waist... I love you to much to let you go
2. Guys if a girl slaps you, kiss her.
3. Guys and Girls close your eyes when kissing it isn't polite to stare.