WHAT GIRLS SAY WHAT THEY MEAN Can't we just be friends? There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch mine, again I just need some space without you in it Can you help me with my homework? If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me. Do I look fat in this dress? We haven't had a fight in a while No, pizza's fine Cheap bastard I just do not want a boyfriend now I just do not want (you as) a boyfriend I don't know; what do you want to do? I can't believe that you have nothing planned Come here My puppy does this too I like you but... I don't like you You never listen You never listen We're moving too quickly I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Camaro has a girlfriend I'll be ready in a minute I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will. Oh, no, I will pay for myself I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch Oh Yes! Right there Well, near there; I just want to get this over with I'm just going out with the girls. We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends There's no one else I am doing your brother Size doesn't count... unless I want an orgasm WHAT GUYS SAY WHAT THEY MEAN It is just orange juice, try it 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head. She's kind of cute I want to bang her till I am blue I don't know if I like her She won't blow me I need you My hand is tired I had her I had (wet dreams about) her all week. I really want to get to know you better so we can do what I tell my friends we did it already. How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? Is my penis really that small? You're the only girl I've ever cared about You are the only girl who has not rejected me I want you back ...for tonight anyway We've been through so much together If it was not for you, I never would have lost my virginity I miss you so much I am so horny that my roommate is starting to look good No, I do not want to dance right now Shoot! She'll know that I have a hard-on The break-up should not start for another 24 hours I want to have sex a few more times I am different from all the other guys. I am not circumcised PICK-UP LINES I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Can I borrow a quarter ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her that I just met the girl of my dreams I want to call your mom and thank her. Is your dad a thief?? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? (Be ready with a snappy response in case they say "Yes.") Your so hot, you melt the elastic in my underwear. Would you be my love buffet?? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. You must be tired. ["Why?"] You were running through my dreams all night. That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on my bedroom floor. My name's [state your name]. That's so you know what to scream. My name's [state your name], but you can call me "Lover." Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?? What do you say we go out for a pizza and then a fuck?? ["No."] You don't like pizza?? (Be ready with a snappy response in case they say "Okay.") Can I flirt with you?? Your dad must've been a Baker, 'cause you got a nice set of buns. (Look at his/her shirt tag. When they say, "What are you doing?") Checking to see if you were made in heaven. All those curves, and me with no brakes. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?? Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? (Grab his/her ass.) Pardon me, is this seat taken?? Is it hot in here or is it just you? Can you give me directions? ["To where?"] Your heart. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. How 'bout you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up. Do you know what would look good on you? Me. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? How 'bout you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/shirt/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? I hope you know CPR 'cause you take my breath away. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it.