1. A husband is looking for a saw and asks his wife: -Have you seen our old saw? Mother-in-law replies from the kitchen: -Even if I am a saw, I am not old yet. Here is another "americanized" version of this joke. It appeared after a spelling correction made by one of our american reader (american mothers-in-law do not "saw" their sons-in-law, perhaps): - A husband is looking for a saw and asks his wife: -Have you seen our old saw? Mother-in-law replies from the kitchen: -Even if I am a sow, I am not old yet. 2. -My wife's mother is the model mother-in-law. -What do you mean? -There is no joke in the entire world which is not suitable for her. 3. A man tries to throw a lady from the window. She opposed. The crowd shouts: -Stop it, man! The lady is alive. -This is not a lady, this is my mother-in-law, replies the guy. The crowd shouts: Look, she even resists... 4. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper? -Yes, if you wrap an iron in it. 5. - My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. - How is she now ? - She's fine. But, the dog died. 6. - Hello. Your mother-in-law fell into my pond which has some crocodiles into. - The crocodiles are yours, so you'll have to save them. 7. A pharmacist tell a customer. - In order to buy arsenic you should need a legal prescription. A picture of your mother-in-law just isn't enough. 8. Mother to daughter. - Your boyfriend such a jerk that I would be delighted to be his mother-in-law. 9. A man was standing on the corner of an intersection watching a funeral procession pass by, when suddenly he was struck by an unusual sight: behind the hearse followed a man leading a goat on a rope, who in turn was closely trailed by a line of young men. Approaching the man with a goat, the bystander inquired: - Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me who has died, and why this strange following? - Well, you see, the man answered, "the person in the hearse is my mother-in-law. Yesterday, while picking vegetables in our garden, she was struck from the behind by this goat and killed instantly." - Really! the bystander said eagerly. "Think I might borrow him for a day or so?" - Sure, responded the man, "but you'll have to go to the back and stand in the line like everyone else".