So were you all happy with the results of who Cartman's father was? Well, if you haven't found out, I'm going to ruin it for you. Cartman's mother is his father. She's a hermophrodite (a person who has both sex organs). Unfortunately, hermophos can't reproduce with themselves, which means that Cartman's mom (father) had sex with another woman who is Cartman's mother. Cartman gives up trying to discover the truth. If you don't understand, watch the episode. I thought it was pretty damn funny!

ALBUM OF THE WEEK! In memoriam to Faith No More, go out and buy any Faith No More album, preferably "Angel Dust" -- it's their best.

MOVIE OF THE WEEK! The movie of the week goes to "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly." This 1967 Sergio Leone western is perhaps one of the best westerns out there. The big star of the film is Clint Eastwood, as Blondie, the Good. Check it out! It has action, adventure, and humor! And at about 2 hours and 40 minutes, you'll get your money's worth! It's also the movie where the cliche western song, with the whistle that ends with "whaaa whaa whaaaa" -- if you don't understand, rent the damn movie, then you'll see.

WEBSITE OF THE WEEK! The website of the week goes to The Onion. It's a "newspaper" with fake articles. It's VERY funny and at many times it's VERY politically incorrect -- that alone, it makes it a winner with me! Check it out! The Onion.

Check out all the old news and things-of-the-week in the News Archive.

Comments, criticisms, or just wanna talk? E-mail me. tbenedic@vt.edu

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