1. you think that the national anthem begins with "Goodbye to Texas University..."
2. you think that a seat cushion means a comfortable pair of shoes.
3. your idea of a good time is mugging on Kyle Field and humping logs on a Sunday.
4. you could swear that you've met Forrest Gump at the Chicken.
5. you think that ring dunking is a graduation ceremony.
6. you think that Aggiebucks are the national currency.
7. you are still bitter about Reveille being stolen.
8. you have ever forgotten what "hello" means.
9. you think Sul Ross was the first president of the United States.
10. you believe that Aggie Bonfire is the first day of the calendar year.
11. you swallow goldfish at Howdy Camp...and like it!
12. you honestly get peeved when a man, especially one in uniform, doesn't hold a door open for you.
13. you've dated a quad queen.
14. you think Big 12 refers to a 12-pack of beer.
15. when someone tells you goodbye, you say, "Gig 'em!"
16. you think the Batt is an Aggie Flyswatter.
17. you'd enjoy being called a Buttpot.
18. you think corps block has a street address.
19. you've taken a date down Bottlecap Alley.
20. you've ever been swimming in fish pond.
21. you Whoop when you hear the word "RELOAD".
22. you spontaneously "Whoop" for no reason.
23. you know what's in the outhouse.
24. you know that good bull is not a thick steak.
25. you think Kyle Field is one of the Seven Wonders of the world.
26. you don't think #11 is hazing.
27. your idea of camping out for football tickets includes a VCR and a couch.
28. you didn't realize there are any other universities in Texas.
29. you know a cowboy who rides a bicycle.
30. you're proud of your grodes.
31. you think it's admirable to pretend to be an elephant.
32. you think Robert Earl Keen would make the best Republican presidential nominee.
33. your study group meets at the Chicken.
34. your idea of U.V. protection is a cowboy hat and a pair of Wranglers.
35. Kyle Field is your Graceland.
36. you think Bevo would make good brisket.
37. you think the weekend starts on Thursday.
38. a t-sip tells you an Aggie joke and you don't get it.
39. after selling your books back you feel like you have been cheated.
40. you have a hat for those special occasions.
41. you think hazing is an intramural sport.
42. you think polishing a statue is a weekly chore.
43. you salute a collie.
44. you have ever slept in Bottlecap Alley.
45. you have ever brought a flame-thrower to Midnight Yell.
46. you think a boot is something you have to christen.
47. you can have a date every night and never leave the quad.
48. you think any artist with three names should be nominated for a Grammy.

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