| 1 | Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. | 2 | Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. |
| 3 | Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. | 4 | Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!" |
| 5 | Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut up!" | 6 | Leave a box between the doors. |
| 7 | Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. | 8 | Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. |
| 9 | Sell Girl Scout cookies. | 10 | Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. |
| 11 | On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator./font> | 12 | Start a sing-along. |
| 13 | Shave. | 14 | When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?" |
| 15 | Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask "Got enough air in there?" | 16 | Play the harmonica. |
| 17 | Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. | 18 | Say "Ding!" at each floor. |
| 19 | Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. | 20 | Lean against the button panel. |
| 21 | Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, and growl when ever someone new comes on. | 22 | Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. |
| 23 | When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. | 24 | Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. |
| 25 | Lean over to another passenger and whisper "Noogie patrol coming!" | 26 | Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." |
| 27 | Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. | 28 | Bring a chair along. |
| 29 | On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. | 30 | Wear clothes that make it look like you're in a gang, bring a huge boombox, carry it on your shoulders with the speakers facing your ear, and then play classical music as loud as you can. |
| 31 | Do Tai Chi exercises. | 32 | Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?" |
| 33 | Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" | 34 | Blow spit bubbles. |
| 35 | When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!" | 36 | Start frantically brushing off your clothes while screaming "Someone please! Get all these damn spiders off of me!" |
| 37 | Meow occasionally. | 38 | Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. |
| 39 | Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. | 40 | Announce in a demonic voice "I must find a more suitable host body." |
| 41 | Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!" | 42 | Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. |
| 43 | Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. | 44 | Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. |
| 45 | Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons. | 46 | Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers. |
| 47 | Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. | 48 | Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger." |
| 49 | Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. | 50 | If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!" |