1.)The time on the playground in 5th grade when about 20 of us were betting on people running against each other, and we all got caught and got in trouble for "gambling"...
2.)Back in, I believe it was 6th grade, Chris Panek called Ms. King a SPEARCHUCKER! Now it takes a talented kid to get suspended in elementary school.....
3.)The time in 6th grade when we were all playin killball and all the Lunch ladies came over and stopped us..and Mike Mcgrady said he didnt have to listen to them..Then we all went into Mr. Espey's room until someone told on him, and when they did, he flipped out, tried to get out the door and go home!
4.)How about Mr. Bednars class in the 7th grade, I failed every damned single one of his tests....whole classes failed this bastard's tests...but he did teach everyone one thing...52 prepositions..to this day I still have them meorized, it's been 6 years almost.
5.)Our Lunch Table in 9th grade, me, Ben Arnold, Eric Sochats, Shawn Morgan, and BARD! I invented GRRRRRRR after seeing the way Tim Lawrence walked. I can make Eric die laughing every time I do it now,,haa,,
MORE RECENT MEMORIES...
1.) Football in the Giant Eagle parking lot
2.) Grab Machines
3.) The little kid in Hills "I just farted!"
4.) The man who tripped at McDonald's, and I laughed at him "He thinks its funny"!
5.) Family Reunion Volleyball
6.) Scantrons at Walmart, RACHAEL!
FIRST YEAR OF COLLEGE MEMORIES...
1.) Ripping down the goalposts at the FSU and Syracuse football games
2.) Drinking and playing bullshit with Adam, Josh, Tim, and George. Tim was so messed up he called bullshit every time someone put their cards down.
3.) Spraypainting the free-expression tunnel with Adam, Josh, Jeremy, and Tim. Josh and Adam painted a whole wall dedicated to lesbian acts. Those two are talented kids.
4.) The time George (a.k.a GIANT KILLER) took down BIG NATE with the boston crab!
5.) George screaming "NOOOOO!" after he messed up the optical laser lens on his playstation.
6.) Adam's comment about his roommate: "He's.....weird...I bet he doesnt jerk off.....I can't imagine him jerking off"
7.) The time Adam and Josh thought it would be funny to open my shower curtain while taking digital pictures, then stealing my towel and clothes!
8.) Josh's roommate... Eric... how he always pissed in his sink..even when others were present!
9.) The giant cockroaches which roamed the Owen bathroom on our hall. They were as big as mice and ran just as fast. They eventually dissapeared...they must have been hunted to extinction by the custodial staff.
10.) The large black custodian man who got pissed at us for tying our shower curtains together. He consequently stole all of our shower curtains.
11.) The dining hall food. "I don't know whether to puke or eat more"
12.) The time Greg's roommate got drunk and passed out in the shower naked. They covered him in Captain Crunch and wrote "Got Milk?" on his forhead in white out. Then they took pictures!
13.) The "Owen Whores"!
14.) R.A. Dave! And his "CREATURE"
15.) The time George bought the expensive fruit drink from the C-store, took one sip, then started swearing and threw it away in the grass because it was disgusting! (Had to be there!)
16.) When we were playing Tennis, George thought he saw his girlfriend walking towards us, so he runs up to the fence shaking it like a madman and screaming "JAIME!!", but it wasn't her!
SUMMER SESSION MEMORIES...
1.) Me and George as roommates!!
2.) How I always cooked stuff in the microwave without plates and made a huge mess and never cleaned it up and George got pissed at me!
3.) The time George locked me out of the room while I was using the bathroom. I was locked out for 2 hours in 100 degree heat in my boxers. George just happened to go out with EVERY FREAKIN person that I knew on the hall (Thomas and Spot), so I was stranded. I killed George upon his return.
4.) The time George told me to dye my pubes blonde so that he could tell if I had been whacking off in his bed!
5.) How I would wash george's dishes and silverware by going to the water fountain, running them under cold water, then putting them back!! He said he hated me!
6.) George constantly playing his stupid video game "Lunar" for the Sega Saturn. "By the power of Althena!" "Hey, Check this out!".
7.) All the times Thomas would come into me and George's room and play on our dartboard and miss on purpose and make holes in our door. Pissed me off!
SECOND YEAR OF COLLEGE MEMORIES...
1.) Craigalingus
2.) Duing Hurricane Floyd, me and Josh went outside at 1:00am and ran around in our swimtrunks in 40mph winds and played in the rivers that formed along the sides of Gorman Street. After our power went out, Josh and Adam went outside and cut the power lines running to a light outside that flickered all night long. The light "bothered" them when they were trying to sleep at night!
3.) George finding out I took my 3d-card out of his computer while he was gone...he was pissed! Click HERE to HEAR what was so funny!
4.) Ryan's comment about physics 208 after he (and I) failed the crap out of the second test, click HERE to hear what he said. (He sent me this over an ICQ voice message)
5.) Skip being his usual redneck self, click HERE to hear what is so funny!
6.) Christmas Party '99. What more can I say? The most awesome Christmas party ever. Due to one dickhead RA, the cops were called and we got busted. Nevertheless, we rocked 3rd floor Turlington from Matt's room. There's only one thing left to say: "I'm an aerospace engineer motherfucker!" -- Mark
7.) Snowball fight '2000 On January 20th, 2000, snow fell in Raleigh. Hundreds of us gathered for a huge-ass snowball fight in central campus. Me, Skip, Matt, Jason, Thomas, Josh, and others from Turlington beat the piss out of these two asian girls who were no doubt insane for attacking us. After beating the rest of those Alexander pussies, we stormed tucker beach and got our asses beat by like 200 ppl. Thomas was beat up and gang banged by a bunch of guys!
8.) Snowstorm '2000 On January 24/25 it snowed like CRAZY, we got 20.3 inches of snow. Me, George, and Jedidiah went out on I-440 at 1:00 in the morning with 6 inches of snow on the interstate. We did donuts in parking lots, then went to the waffle house and ate. Later that week All of us kids went to the Court of the Carolinas to sled. We sledded on "Steel Death", a giant circular sled of steel with sides sharp enough to decapitate someone. Matt almost lost his head when steel death took a piece of his chin. Apparently steel death was still thirsty for blood, because my leg was sliced along the side also. Steel death was abondoned by me and George, who sledded on a 4x4 ft carton thing, which we rode over a huge jump, and I fell out and busted my leg some more.
9.) George screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" after I made him give me a twizzler which I took one little bite of and then threw away. He said he hated me!
10.) Fayett-Nam 2000 The time Me, Matt, Jason, George, and Jedidiah met up with Mark, Thomas, and Timmy at Thomas's house in Fayettville. Within 10 minutes of being there, Thomas pissed off this guy we were riding behind by riding his ass and then passing him like a madman. The guy follows us a few miles to a Food Lion where he stops and cusses us out "You pussy motherfuckers!". We sit in the car and laugh at him, and the guy finally leaves..
11.) Everytime I was in the car with Thomas, I thought I was going to die, *especially* on Gillis Hill road, which I have dubbed "the road of death".
12.) When I was riding with Mark and I was screwing around on his CB Radio, I was asking for a radio check like 20 times, and finally this guy answers me, and he says "screw your radio check!"