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Nick Faldo
We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.

Farmer's Almanac, 1966
If Patrick Henry thought that taxation without representation was bad, he should see how bad it is with representation.


I wear my wife's eyeglasses because she wants me to see things her way.

Richard J. Ferris, President of United Airlines
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.

Sarah Fielding
An idiot will always talk a lot.

W.C. Fields
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, whih I also keep handy.

W.C. Fields
Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.

F. Scott Fitzgerald
Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat.

R. I. Fitzhenry
Uncertainty and mystery are energies of life. Don't let them scare you unduly, for they keep boredom at bay and spark creativity.

B. C. Forbes
...the inconttestable truth is that America has been built up by optimists, not by pessimists, but by men possessing courage, confidence in the nation's destiny, by men willing to adventure, to shoulder risks terrifying to the timid.

Malcolm Forbes
Ability will never catch up with the demand for it.

Malcolm Forbes
Success follows doing what you want to do. There is no other way to be successful.

Malcolm Forbes
Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.

Henry Ford
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.

Henry Ford
Whether you think you can or think you can't - you are right.

Max L. Forman
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.

Harry Emerson Fosdick
Liberty is always dangerous, but it is the safest thing we have.

Scott Fowler
It is said that if there were no darkness in the world, it would not be possible to see the light; if this is the case, starlight is all the more rich for its illumination of the night sky.

Jeff Foxworthy
The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.

Viktor Frankl
No man should judge unless he asks himself in absolute honesty whether in a similar situation he might not have done the same.

Benjamin Franklin
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.

Benjamin Franklin
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Benjamin Franklin
Beware of little expenses; a small leak will sink a great ship.

Benjamin Franklin
He that lives upon hope will die fasting.

Benjamin Franklin
He that has done you a kindness will be more ready to do you another, than he whom you yourself have obliged.

Benjamin Franklin
I haven't failed. I've found 10,000 ways that won't work.

Benjamin Franklin
Hide not your talents, they for use were made. What's a sundial in the shade.

Benjamin Franklin
A place for everything, everything in its place.

Carl Frederik
You have a remarkable ability which you never acknowledged before. It is to look at a situation and know whether you can do it. And I mean really know the answer.

French Proverb
Those who do not do politics will be done in by politics.

Erich Fromm
Modern man thinks he loses something; time; when he does not do things quickly. Yet he does not know what to do with the time he gains; except kill it.

David Frost
Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home.

David Frost
A conservative is someone who demands a square deal for the rich.

Robert Frost
A successful lawsuit is one worn by a policeman.

Robert Frost
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.

Robert Frost
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get to the office.

Robert Frost
Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.

Robert Frost
The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended.

Buckminster Fuller
There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it's going to be a butterfly.

Buckminster Fuller
When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.

Thomas Fuller
Fools grow without watering.