Zsa Zsa Gabor
Walter Gagehot
John Kenneth Galbraith
John Kenneth Galbraith
Buell Gallagher
Saint John Gaulberto
David Lloyd George
German motto
Indira Ghandi, the late Prime Minister of India
Mahatma Ghandhi
Mahatma Ghandhi when asked what he thought of Western civilization
Edward Gibbon
Sir Philip Gibbs
Henry Gibson
Francois Giroud
Goethe
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Samuel Goldwyn
Samuel Goldwyn
Samuel Goldwyn
Samuel Goldwyn (When told his son was getting married.)
Samuel Goldwyn
Samuel Goldwyn
D. Talmadge Gosnell
Sue Grafton
Bruce Graham
Cary Grant & Audrey Hepburn in "Charade"
Albert Grahuis
Robert Graves
Ted Green Edmonton Oilers coach, when told that center Shaun VanAllen had suffered a concussion and didn't know who he was
Wayne Gretzky
Lewis Grizzard
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
It takes some skill to spoil breakfast - even the English can't do it!
The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
Be part of the answer, not part of the problem.
He who cannot forgive others destroys a bridge over which he must pass himself. For every man has a need to be forgiven.
Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost.
My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: Those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.
There is more to life than increasing its speed.
I think it would be a good idea.
The winds and waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators.
It is better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same.
Although so far there's no known treatment for death's crippling effects, still everyone can acquaint himself with the three early warning signs of death: one, rigor mortis; tow, a rotting smell; three, occasional drowsiness.
Equal rights for the sexes will be achieved when mediocre women occupy high positions.
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
The greatest difficulties lie where we are not looking for them.
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.
Oral promises aren't worth the paper they're written on.
It rolled off my back like a duck.
Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
A hospital is no place to be sick.
I can give you a definite perhaps.
When a man stops trying to prove he is a man, he is a man.
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
Do not meddlle in the affaris of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.
So you think *I'm* the murderer? What do I have to convince you that I"m not, be the next victim?
Well, that would be a start.
The grass is always greener on the other side, until you jump the fence and see the weeds up close.
The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he is really very good - in spite of all the people who say he is very good.
Good. Tell him he's Wayne Gretzky.
You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.