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Zsa Zsa Gabor
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

Walter Gagehot
A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

John Kenneth Galbraith
It takes some skill to spoil breakfast - even the English can't do it!

John Kenneth Galbraith
The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.

Buell Gallagher
Be part of the answer, not part of the problem.

Saint John Gaulberto
He who cannot forgive others destroys a bridge over which he must pass himself. For every man has a need to be forgiven.

David Lloyd George
Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.

German motto
When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost.

Indira Ghandi, the late Prime Minister of India
My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: Those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.

Mahatma Ghandhi
There is more to life than increasing its speed.

Mahatma Ghandhi when asked what he thought of Western civilization
I think it would be a good idea.

Edward Gibbon
The winds and waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators.

Sir Philip Gibbs
It is better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same.

Henry Gibson
Although so far there's no known treatment for death's crippling effects, still everyone can acquaint himself with the three early warning signs of death: one, rigor mortis; tow, a rotting smell; three, occasional drowsiness.

Francois Giroud
Equal rights for the sexes will be achieved when mediocre women occupy high positions.

Goethe
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The greatest difficulties lie where we are not looking for them.

Samuel Goldwyn
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.

Samuel Goldwyn
Oral promises aren't worth the paper they're written on.

Samuel Goldwyn
It rolled off my back like a duck.

Samuel Goldwyn (When told his son was getting married.)
Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

Samuel Goldwyn
A hospital is no place to be sick.

Samuel Goldwyn
I can give you a definite perhaps.

D. Talmadge Gosnell
When a man stops trying to prove he is a man, he is a man.

Sue Grafton
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.

Bruce Graham
Do not meddlle in the affaris of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.

Cary Grant & Audrey Hepburn in "Charade"
So you think *I'm* the murderer? What do I have to convince you that I"m not, be the next victim?
Well, that would be a start.

Albert Grahuis
The grass is always greener on the other side, until you jump the fence and see the weeds up close.

Robert Graves
The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he is really very good - in spite of all the people who say he is very good.

Ted Green Edmonton Oilers coach, when told that center Shaun VanAllen had suffered a concussion and didn't know who he was
Good. Tell him he's Wayne Gretzky.

Wayne Gretzky
You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.

Lewis Grizzard
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.