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Moses Hadas
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.

Haida Indian saying
We do not inherit this land from our ancestors; we borrow it from out children.

Edward Everett Hale
We should never attempt to bear more than one kind of trouble at a time. Some people try to bear three kinds - all they have had, all they have now, and all they expect to have.

Mia Hamm
It's when you try to sprint down a ball that everyone thinks is going out of bounds and you think it is too. But you go after it anyway and you get to it. Maybe you don't make a great cross with it to win the game, but you pushed yourself beyond what you thought you could. That's what it will take to win the gold.

Jack Handy
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.

Jack Handy
I hate it when people say somebody has a 'speech impediment', even if he does, because it could hurt his feelings. So instead, I call it a 'speech improvement', and I go up to the guy and say, 'Hey, Bob, I like your speech improvement.' I think this makes him feel better.

Jack Handy
He was the kind of man who was not ashamed to show affection. I guess that's what I hated about him.

Larry Hardiman
The word "politics" is derived form the word "poly," meaning "many," and the word "ticks," maning "blood sucking parasites."

Richard Harkness
What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.

Lucille S. Harper
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.

Gary Harrington
Pick your friends like you would pick a diamond. They all start off unpolished, but with a little work, they can become the sparkle in your life.

Sydney J. Harris
The primary purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place in which to spend one's leisure.

Sydney J. Harris
Most people are mirrors, reflecting the moods and emotions of the times; few are windows, bringing light to bear on the dark corners where troubles fester. The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows.

Ernest Haskins
Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be suprised at how little you have.

Nathaniel Hawthorne
No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude without finally getting bewildered as to which may be true.

Cynthia Heimel
Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool appraising glance at his pals.

Robert A. Heinlein
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Joseph Heller
Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some have mediocrity thrust upon them.

Joseph Heller
The enemy is anybody who's going to get killed, no matter which side he's on.

Ernest Hemingway
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Ernest Hemingway
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

Ernest Hemingway
The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong at the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure that it will kill you too but there will be no special hurry.

Ernest Hemingway
One cat just leads to another.

Dave Henry
Let's face facts, shall we? There is a very real possibility that today could also be the *last* day of the rest of your life.

Frank Herbert Dune
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Oliver Herford
A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.

John F. Herschel
All human discoveries seem to be made only for the purpose of confirming more and more strongly the truths that come on high and are contained in sacred writings.

Gene Hill
Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies.

Napoleon Hill
Cherish your visions and your dreams, as they are the children of your soul and the blueprints of your ultimate achievements.

Robert S. Hillyer
By the age of twenty, any young man should know whether or not he is to be a specialist and just where his tastes lie. By postponing the question we have set on immaturity a premium which controls most American personality to its deathbed.

Abbey Hoffman
The only alliance I would make with the Women's Liberation Movement is in bed.

Lisa Hoffmann
Love is like pi -- natural, irrational, and VERY important.

Oliver Wendell Holmes
The mind of the bigot is like the pupil of the eye: the more light you pour upon it, the more it will contract.

Oliver Wendell Holmes
Old age is fifteen years older than I am.

Oliver Wendell Holmes
A moment's insight is sometimes worth a life's experience.

Oliver Wendell Holmes
What lies behind us and what lies between us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

Oliver Wendell Holmes
Don't flatter yourself that friendship authorizes you to say disagreeable things to your intimates. The nearer you come into relation with a person, the more necessary do tact and courtesy become.

Bob Hope
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Bob Hope
The trees in Siberia are miles apart-that's why the dogs are so fast.

Bob Hope
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

Horace
Whatever advice you give, be brief.

Horace
Carpe diem, quam minimum credula a postero. Sieze the day, and put the least possible trust in tomorrow.

Laurence Houseman
If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.

Ty Howard
Life is like a mine field, you must walk through it one keep at a time, but with imagination. Once you shut down your imagination and step in the wrong direction, things blow up.

Ed Howe
Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.

Ed Howe
What people say behind your back is your standing in the community.

Ed Howe
We are not free; it was not intended we should be. A book of rules is placed in our cradle, and we never get rid of it until we reach our graves. Then we are free, and only then.

Edgar Watson Howe
When a an succeeds, he does it in spite of everybody and not with the assistance of everybody.

Gordie Howe
You find that you have piece of mind and can enjoy yourself, get more sleep, and rest when you know that it was a 100 percent effort that you gave - win or lose.

Fred Hoyle
Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards.

Elbert Hubbard
One can endure sorrows alone, but it takes two to be glad.

Elbert Hubbard
To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.

Elbert Hubbard
A failure is a man who has blundered but is not able to cash in on the experience.

Frank McKinney Hubbard
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

Kin Hubbard
Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.

Kin Hubbard
The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.

Kin Hubbard
A bargain is...anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.

Kin Hubbard
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

Kin Hubbard
Some folks can look so busy doing nothin' that they seem indispensable.

Howard Hughes
Once you consent to some concession, you can never cancel it and put things back the way they are.

H. L. Hunt
Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work.

Leigh Hunt
The best way to travel is to go well-heeled.

Leigh Hunt
It is a delicious moment, certainly, that of being well-nestled in bed and feeling that you should drop gently to sleep. The good is to come, not past; the limbs are tired enough to render the remaining in one posture delightful; the labor of the day is gone.

Robert Maynard Hutchins
The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives.

Robert Maynard Hutchins
My idea of education is to unsettle the minds of the young and inflame their intellects.

Aldous Huxley
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

Thomas Henry Huxley
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.