Moses Hadas
Haida Indian saying
Edward Everett Hale
Mia Hamm
Jack Handy
Jack Handy
Jack Handy
Larry Hardiman
Richard Harkness
Lucille S. Harper
Gary Harrington
Sydney J. Harris
Sydney J. Harris
Ernest Haskins
Nathaniel Hawthorne
Cynthia Heimel
Robert A. Heinlein
Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller
Ernest Hemingway
Ernest Hemingway
Ernest Hemingway
Ernest Hemingway
Dave Henry
Frank Herbert Dune
Oliver Herford
John F. Herschel
Gene Hill
Napoleon Hill
Robert S. Hillyer
Abbey Hoffman
Lisa Hoffmann
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Bob Hope
Bob Hope
Bob Hope
Horace
Horace
Laurence Houseman
Ty Howard
Ed Howe
Ed Howe
Ed Howe
Edgar Watson Howe
Gordie Howe
Fred Hoyle
Elbert Hubbard
Elbert Hubbard
Elbert Hubbard
Frank McKinney Hubbard
Kin Hubbard
Kin Hubbard
Kin Hubbard
Kin Hubbard
Kin Hubbard
Howard Hughes
H. L. Hunt
Leigh Hunt
Leigh Hunt
Robert Maynard Hutchins
Robert Maynard Hutchins
Aldous Huxley
Thomas Henry Huxley
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.
We do not inherit this land from our ancestors; we borrow it from out children.
We should never attempt to bear more than one kind of trouble at a time. Some people try to bear three kinds - all they have had, all they have now, and all they expect to have.
It's when you try to sprint down a ball that everyone thinks is going out of bounds and you think it is too. But you go after it anyway and you get to it. Maybe you don't make a great cross with it to win the game, but you pushed yourself beyond what you thought you could. That's what it will take to win the gold.
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
I hate it when people say somebody has a 'speech impediment', even if he does, because it could hurt his feelings. So instead, I call it a 'speech improvement', and I go up to the guy and say, 'Hey, Bob, I like your speech improvement.' I think this makes him feel better.
He was the kind of man who was not ashamed to show affection. I guess that's what I hated about him.
The word "politics" is derived form the word "poly," meaning "many," and the word "ticks," maning "blood sucking parasites."
What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the
unfit, to do the unnecessary.
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
Pick your friends like you would pick a diamond. They all start off unpolished, but with a little work, they can become the sparkle in your life.
The primary purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place in which to spend one's leisure.
Most people are mirrors, reflecting the moods and emotions of the times; few are windows, bringing light to bear on the dark corners where troubles fester. The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows.
Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be suprised at how little you have.
No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude without finally getting bewildered as to which may be true.
Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool appraising glance at his pals.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some have mediocrity thrust upon them.
The enemy is anybody who's going to get killed, no matter which side he's on.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong at the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure that it will kill you too but there will be no special hurry.
One cat just leads to another.
Let's face facts, shall we? There is a very real possibility that today could also be the *last* day of the rest of your life.
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.
All human discoveries seem to be made only for the purpose of confirming more and more strongly the truths that come on high and are contained in sacred writings.
Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies.
Cherish your visions and your dreams, as they are the children of your soul and the blueprints of your ultimate achievements.
By the age of twenty, any young man should know whether or not he is to be a specialist and just where his tastes lie. By postponing the question we have set on immaturity a premium which controls most American personality to its deathbed.
The only alliance I would make with the Women's Liberation Movement is in bed.
Love is like pi -- natural, irrational, and VERY important.
The mind of the bigot is like the pupil of the eye: the more
light you pour upon it, the more it will contract.
Old age is fifteen years older than I am.
A moment's insight is sometimes worth a life's experience.
What lies behind us and what lies between us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
Don't flatter yourself that friendship authorizes you to say disagreeable things to your intimates. The nearer you come into relation with a person, the more necessary do tact and courtesy become.
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart-that's why the dogs are so fast.
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
Whatever advice you give, be brief.
Carpe diem, quam minimum credula a postero. Sieze the day, and put the least possible trust in tomorrow.
If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.
Life is like a mine field, you must walk through it one keep at a time, but with imagination. Once you shut down your imagination and step in the wrong direction, things blow up.
Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.
What people say behind your back is your standing in the community.
We are not free; it was not intended we should be. A book of rules is placed in our cradle, and we never get rid of it until we reach our graves. Then we are free, and only then.
When a an succeeds, he does it in spite of everybody and not with the assistance of everybody.
You find that you have piece of mind and can enjoy yourself, get more sleep, and rest when you know that it was a 100 percent effort that you gave - win or lose.
Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards.
One can endure sorrows alone, but it takes two to be glad.
To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
A failure is a man who has blundered but is not able to cash in on the experience.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.
A bargain is...anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
Some folks can look so busy doing nothin' that they seem indispensable.
Once you consent to some concession, you can never cancel it and put things back the way they are.
Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work.
The best way to travel is to go well-heeled.
It is a delicious moment, certainly, that of being well-nestled in bed and feeling that you should drop gently to sleep. The good is to come, not past; the limbs are tired enough to render the remaining in one posture delightful; the labor of the day is gone.
The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives.
My idea of education is to unsettle the minds of the young and inflame their intellects.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.