R.D. Laing
Lamartine
Ann Landers
Ann Landers
Lao-Tsu The Way of Lao-Tsu
Jonathan Larson (creator of RENT)
Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22
Yves Saint Laurent
Johann Kaspar Lavater
Vernor Sanders Law
Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president on a former player
Frank Leahy
Fran Lebowitz
Carol Leifer
Jack Lemmon
Abe Lemons
John Lennon
Jay Leno
Jay Leno on the Tonight Show
Jay Leno
Jay Leno
Jay Leno
Jay Leno
Jay Leno
David Letterman
David Letterman
David Letterman
Oscar Levant
Sam Levenson
Aaron Levenstein
Ross Levy
Joe E. Lewis
Richard Lewis
Wendy Liebman
Abraham Lincoln
Abraham Lincoln
Abraham Lincoln
Abraham Lincoln
Abraham Lincoln
Henry C. Link
Art Linkletter
Vince Lombardi
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Audre Lord
Emily Lotney
Amy Lowell
Marshall Lumsden
Tom Luu
Robert Lynd
Life is a sexually transmitted disease and there is a 100 percent mortality rate.
Love is the enchanted dawn of every heart.
At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At 40, we don't care what they think of us. At 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all.
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
No other road, no other way, no day but today.
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are.
Fashions fade - style is eternal.
There are many kinds of smiles, each having a distinct character. Some announce goodness and sweetness, others betray sarcasm, bitterness, and pride; some soften the countenance by their languishing tenderness, others brighten by their spiritual vivacity.
Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first,
the lesson afterwards.
I told his, "Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?" He said, "Coach, I don't know and I don't care."
Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.
No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
I'm not into working out. My pholosophy: No pain, no pain.
Stay humble. Always answer your phone - no matter who else is in the car.
I don't jog. If I die I want to be sick.
All you need is love.
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
The Phantom Menace made $102 million last week. Actually, they said it could have made $204 million if the guys in line had had dates.
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reportingthat many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they are causing severe swelling. So what's the problem?
AT&T is now offering a new service that allows you to pay your bills through your TV screen by using your remote control. So instead of saying, "The check's in the mail," people are going to say, "Hey, I wanted to pay, but I couldn't find the remote."
A survey says that American workers work the first three hours every day just to pay their taxes. So that's why we can't get anything done in the morning: We're government workers!
If Ricky Schroder and Gary Coleman had a fight on television with pool cues, who would win? 1)Ricky Schroder 2)Gary Coleman 3)The television viewing public.
USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Next week they're going to auction off an original boarding pass to the Titanic. I've got one of those, it's my contract with CBS.
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truely gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat hairy girls.
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days, I had lost exactly two weeks.
Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
Character is like a tree and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what we think of it, the tree is the real thing.
I desire so to conduct the affairs of this administration that if at the end, when I come to lay down the reigns of power, I have lost every other friend on earth, I shall at least have one friend left, and that friend shall be down inside me.
With malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in, to bind up the nation's wounds, to care for him who shall have bourne the battle and for his widow and his orphan, to do all which may achieve and cherish a just and lasting peace among ourselves and with all nations.
The best way to destroy your enemy is to make him your friend.
People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.
While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior.
Things turn out for the best for those who make the best of the way things turn out.
Winning is not a sometime thing; it's an all-time thing. You don't win once in a while, you don't do things right once in a while, you do them all the time. Winning is a habit.
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
When I dare to be powerful - to use my strength in the service of my vision - it becomes less and less important whether I am afraid.
A converted cannibal is one who, on Friday, eats only fishermen.
Art is the desire of a man to express himself, to record the reactions of his personality to the world he lives in.
At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer.
You must love people and use money, not love money and use people.
Life is worth living, but only if we avoid the amusements of grown-up people.