General Douglas MacArthur
General Douglas MacArthur
Shirley MacLaine
James Madison
Alan Magid
Og Mandino
Knox Manning
Katherine Mansfield
Orison Swett Marden
Orison Swett Marden
Jacques Maritain
Bob Marley
Dean Martin
Dean Martin
Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Mary's Almanac
Mary's Almanac
Jackie Mason
Matthew 15:14
Dave Matthews Band
W. Somerset Maugham
John Maxwell
Jack Mayberry
Jeffery J. Mayer
Tim McGraw
J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board
Shephard Mead
Henry L. Mecken
Golda Meir
Golda Meir
Ernest Menaul
H.L. Mencken
H.L. Mencken
John Mendoza
George Mikes
Edna St. Vincent Milay
John Stuart Mill
Dennis Miller
Larry Miller
Robert Mitchum
Wilson Mizner
Moliere
Michel de Montaigne
Michel de Montaigne
J.P. Morgan
Robin Morgan
Christopher Morley
Christopher Morley
Will Moss
David Moulton
Sue Murphy
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction.
It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it.
It is useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.
Knowledge will forever govern ignorance: And a people who means to be their own Governors, must arm themselves with the power which knowledge gives.
We live and we learn. But, sadly, at different rates.
Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if he or she were going to be dead by midnight. Extend to them all your care, kindness, and understanding you can muster, and do so with no thought of any reward. Your life will never be the same again.
A man may fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame someone else.
I am treating you as my friend, asking you to share my present minuses in hope that I can ask you to share my future pluses.
Obstacles are like wild animals. They are cowards but they will bluff you if they can. If they see you are afraid of them...they are liable to spring upon you; but if you look them squarely in the eye, they will slink out of sight.
Our destiny changes with out thought; we shall become what we wish to become, do what we wish to do, when our habitual thought corresponds with our desire.
We don't love qualites; we love a person; sometimes by reason of their defects as well as their qualities.
Get up, stand up. Never give up the fight.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
Time wounds all heals.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.
Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!
She didn't know it couldn't be done so she went ahead and did it.
Who we are never changes. Who we think we are does.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
If the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.
I'll lean on you and you lean on me and we'll be ok.
It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
Your attitude determines your action. Your action determines your accomplishment.
I voted for the Democrats because I didn't like the way the Republicans were running the country. Which is turning out to be like shooting yourself in the head to stop your headache
If you haven't got the time to do it right, when will you find the time to do it over?
We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere.
I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
If we want to make something really superb on this planet, there is nothing that can stop us.
For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
Let me tell you the one thing I have against Moses. He took us forty years into the desert in order to bring us to the one place in the Middle East that has no oil!
Don't be humble; you're not that great.
The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Bacelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married, too.
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners.
It's not ture that life is one damn thing after another. It's the same damn thing over and over.
One person with a belief is equal to a force of ninety-nine who have only interests.
After the capture of three U.S. soldiers, President Clinton warned Serbia that the U.S. "takes care of its own." That's true, Bill, but I don't think a job at Revlon is that those boys need right now.
I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?"
I'll tell you what kind of guy I was. If you ordered a boxcar full of sons-of-bitches and opened the door and only found me inside, you could consider the order filled.
When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it form many writers, it's research.
The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it.
He who establishes his argument by noise and command shows that
his reason is weak.
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her.
The wise man bridges the gap by laying out the path by means of which he can get from where he is to where he wants to go.
Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember - all men are strange.
In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
Love is not blind - it sees more and not less, but because it sees more it is willing to see less.
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.