Thomas Paine
Arnold Palmer
Norm Papernick
Dorthy Parker
Dorthy Parker
Dolly Parton
Blaise Pascal
Blaise Pascal
Paul Paternoster
General George S. Patton, Jr.
General George S. Patton, Jr.
Dr. Norman Vincent Peale
Dr. Norman Vincent Peale
M. Scott Peck
Ross Perot
Maryann Person
Lawrence J. Peter
Julie A. Peters
Florida football coach Bill Peterson to his team
Agnes M. Pharo
Oiler coach Bum Phillips when asked why he takes his wife on all the road trips
Last words of Pablo Picasso
Pablo Picasso
Miss Piggy
Stone Temple Pilots
Plato
Plato
Dave Platt
Playboy, 1983
Gary Player
Georges Pompidou
Mary Poppins
Popular Mechanics, 1949
Portuguese Proverb
General Colin Powell
Ross Presser
Ivy Baker Priest
J.B. Priestley
J.B. Priestley
Freddie Prinze Jr.
It is neccessary to the happiness of a man that he be mentally faithful to himself.
Always make a total effort, even when the odds are stacked against you.
Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true
meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.
Woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say "No" in any of them.
The two most beautiful words in the English language are:"check enclosed."
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde.
I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room.
The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of.
People question why Switzerland always remains neutral in wars. I think it's because the Swiss realize those Army Knives would be pretty useless against heavy artillery.
Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
Become a possibilitarian. No matter how dark things seem to be or
actually are, raise your sights and see possibilities, always see them for they are always there.
Any fact facing us is not as important as our attitude toward it, for that determines our success or failure.
Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it.
The activist is not the man who says the river is dirty. The activist is the man who cleans up the river.
Behind every successful man is a suprised woman.
You can always tell a real friend...When you've made a fool of yourself, he doesn't fell you've done a permanent job.
Happiness is like jam. You can't spread it out without getting some on you.
You guys line up alphabetically by height...and you guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.
What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace.
Because she is too damn ugly to kiss goodbye.
Drink to me.
The people who make art their business are mostly imposters.
When the going gets rough, you are obviously in the wrong place.
If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend.
At the touch of Love everyone becomes a poet.
He was a wise man who invented beer.
Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.
It is always preferable to visit home with a friend. Your parents will not be pleased with this plan, because they want you all to themselves and because in the presence of your friend, they will have to act like mature human beings.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling, and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, and the surest is with technicians.
And though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group, they're rather stupid.
Steve Prefontaine
I'm going to try to work it out so in the end it will be a pure guts race, and if it is I am the only one that can win.
Visits always give pleasure - if not the arrival, the departure.
There are no secrets to success: Don't waste your time looking for them. Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty to those for whom you work, and persistence.
Life's a bitch, and life's got lots of sisters.
The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may also be only the beginning.
To show a child what once delighted you, to find the child's delight added to your own, this is happiness.
A good holiday is one spent among people whose nothions of time are vaguer than yours.
They hit way too hard! I boxed with a girl once and I'll never do it again.