Gilda Radner
Ayn Rand
Ayn Rand
Ayn Rand
Mick Rashid
Dan Rather
Oliver Reed
Ronald Regan
Ronald Regan
Ronald Regan
Ronald Regan
Peter Reid
Faith Resnick
James Reston
Jean Paul Richter
Eddie Rickenbacher
Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia
Anthony Robbins
Anthony Robbins
Anthony Robbins
Wess Roberts
La Rochefoucauld
Chi Chi Rodriguez
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers
Will Rogers
Will Rogers
Will Rogers
Will Rogers
Will Rogers
Will Rogers
Will Rogers
Will Rogers
Will Rogers
Will Rogers
Will Rogers
Will Rogers
Will Rogers
Will Rogers
Will Rogers
Will Rogers
Will Rogers
Will Rogers
Will Rogers
Will Rogers
Will Rogers
Will Rogers
Jim Rohn
Andrew A. Rooney
Mickey Rooney
Eleanor Roosevelt
Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Theodore Roosevelt
Theodore Roosevelt
Theodore Roosevelt
Theodore Roosevelt
Theodore Roosevelt
Theodore Roosevelt
Chip Rosenthal
Elizabeth Kubler Ross
Harold Ross
Helen Rowland
A.L. Rowse
Paul Ruben
Theodore Issac Rubin
Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner
Bertrand Russell
Bertrand Russell
Mark Russell
Mark Russell
Rita Rudner
I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
The ladder of success is best climbed by stepping on the rungs of opportunity.
Love is the expression of one's values, the greatest reward you can earn for the moral qualities you have achievedin your character and person, the emotional price paid by one man for the joy he receives from the virtue of another.
Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values.
Give everything you have today, because anything left over is lost forever.
An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger.
I do not live in the world of sobriety.
It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of a national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
Goverment is the people's business and every man, woman and child becomes a shareholder with the first penny of tax paid.
What would this country be without this great land of ours?
In football, if you stand still you go backwards.
People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
Flowers never emit so sweet and strong a fragrance as before a storm. When a strom approaches thee, be as fragrant as a sweet-smelling flower.
Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
I knew I was an unwanted child when I saw my bath toys were a radio and a toaster.
You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again.
The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
Put yourself in a state of mind where you say to yourself, "Here is an opportunity for me to celebrate like never before, my own power, my own ability to get myself to do whatever is necessary."
Most people have no idea of the giant capacity we can immediately command when we focus all of our resources on mastering a single area of our lives.
The path to success is to take massive, determined action.
Try to name a true success story that involves someone giving up before the job was done.
Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and blows up the bonfire.
I never exaggerate. I just remember big.
I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.
Everybody is ignorant, only of different subjects.
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
Nothing you can't spell will ever work.
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole governement working for you.
Don't squat with your spurs on.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin'it back in.
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him...The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Always drink upstream from the heard.
When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
Average people look for ways of getting away with it; successful people look for ways of getting on with it.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
You always pass failure on the way to success.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
It is better to be faithful than famous.
The country needs and, unless I mistake its temper, the country demands bold, persistent experimentation. It is common sense to take a method and try it, if it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something.
The best executive is one who has sense enough to pick good people to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.
It is hard to fail, but is worse never to have tried to succeed. In this life we get nothing save by effort.
There has never yet been a man in our history who led a life of ease whose name is worth remembering.
It is not the critic who counts, not the man that points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly, who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, and spends himself in a worthy cause, who at best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement; and who, at the worst, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
I'm not schooled in the science of human factors, but I suspect that suprise is not an element of a robust user interface.
You will not grow if you sit in a beautiful flower garden, but you will grow if you are sick, if you are in pain, if you experience losses, and if you do not put your head in the sand. Take pain as a gift to you with a very, very specific purpose.
Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also in anticipating them.
One man's folly is another man's wife.
This filthy twentieth century. I hate its guts.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but so would an 80 lb. carrot.
Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning of wisdom.
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code. He turned himself in.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
Even when all the experts agree, they may well be mistaken.
Fear is the main source of superstition, and one of the main sorces of cruelty. To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom.
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
My husband gaveme a necklace. It's a fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.