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Carl Sagan
It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have learned English - up to fifty words used in correct context no human being has been reported to have learned dolphinese.

Carl Sagan
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.

F. Sagan
We are torn between the craving to know and the despair of having known.

Anoine de Saint-Exupery
Love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking together in the same direction.

Anoine de Saint-Exupery
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

George Sand
There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.

Carl Sandburg
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.

Carl Sandburg
Nothing happens unless first a dream.

George Santayana
A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.

George Santayana
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

George Santayana
The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who wil not laugh is a fool.

Vidal Sasson
The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.

Diane Sawyer
I'm always fascinated by the way memory diffuses fact.

'Late Show with David Letterman' writer Bill Scheft's parting advice on his retirement day.
Love brings out everything unlike itself that needs to be healed. And the word 'pants' is always funny.

Dr. Laura Schlessinger

Arthur Schopenhauer
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

Charles Schultz
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

George Schultz
The minute you start talking about what you are going to do if you lose, you have lost.

Carl Schurz
Ideals are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands. But like the seafaring men on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and following them you will reach your destiny.

Charles Schwab
The hardest struggle of all is to be something different from what the average man is.

Albert Schweitzer
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

Albert Schweitzer
In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.

Albert Schweitzer
I don't know what your destiny will be, but one thing I do know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who have sought and found how to serve.

Sir Walter Scott
If you once turn on your side after the hour at which you are to rise, it is all over. Bolt up at once.

Rod Serling
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.

Gary Shandling
After making love, I said to my girl, "was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."

George Bernard Shaw
We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it. George Bernard Shaw
The worst sin toward our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them: that's the essence of inhumanity.

George Bernard Shaw
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.

George Bernard Shaw
The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them.

George Bernard Shaw
If the English can survive their food, they can survive anything!

George Bernard Shaw
Love is the gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everyone else.

George Bernard Shaw
Public life is the paradise of vouble windbags.

Gail Sheehy
If we don't change, we don't grow. If we don't grow, we are not really living. Growth demands a temporary surrender of security. It amy mean a giving up of familiar but limiting patterns, sare but unrewarding work, values no longer believed in, relationships that have lost their meaning. As Dostoevsky put it, "Taking a new step, ottering a new word, is what people fear most." The real fear should be of the opposite course.

Percy Shelly
All love is sweet. Given or returned. Common as light is love, and its familiar voice wearies not ever....they who inspire it are most fortunate, as I am now, but those who feel it most are happier still.

Brooke Shields
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Solomon Short
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.

Roger Simon
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.

Homer Simpson
To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!

Homer Simpson
You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.

Homer Simpson
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.

Homer Simpson
Oh look at me! I am making everyone happy! I am the magical man from happyland who lives in a gumdrop tree on lollypop laaaaaane!!!!!

Homer Simpson
You could wake up dead tomorrow.

Homer Simpson
Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.

Frank Sinatra
I fell sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

William Shakespeare
If music be the food of love, play on.

George Bernard Shaw
Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

Samuel Smiles
Men who are resoved to find a way for themselves will always find opportunities enough; and if they do not find them, they will make them.

Antonio Smith
Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Wes Smith
Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.

Smokey the Bear

Snoopy
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. There's so little hope for advancement.

Socrates 2500 years ago, back in the Fifth Century B.C.
Our youth now love luxury, they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for their elders and love chatter in places of exercise. They no longer rise when others enter teh room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers.

Sophocles
One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life. That word is love.

Julia Soul
If you are never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take chances.

C.H. Spurgeon
Faith goes up the stairs that love builds and looks out windows which hope has opened.

Steve Spurrier Florida football coach telling fans that a 1991 fire at Auburn's football dorm had destroyed 20 books
The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

E.C. Stakman
When a man learns to understand and control his own behavior as well as he is learning to understand and control the behavior of crop plants and domestic animals, he may be justified in believing that he has become civilized.

Joseph Stalin
Education is a weapon, whose effect depends on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.

Arthur P. Stanley
There are glimpses of heaven to us in every act, or thought, or word, that raises us above ourselves.

John Steinbeck I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

David Steinberg
My father never lived to see his dream come true of an all-Yiddish-speaking Canada.

Gloria Steinhem
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine a marriage and a career.

Gloria Steinhem
Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.

Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on "Larry King Live"
The president has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.

Adlai Stevenson
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.

Adlai Stevenson
My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular.

Robert Louis Stevenson
If your morals make you dreary, depend upon it they are wrong.

Robert Louis Stevenson
The world has no room for cowards. We must all be ready somehow to toil, suffer, to die. And yours is not the less noble because no drum beats before you when you go out into your daily battlefields, and no crowds shout about your comming when you return from your daily victory or defeat.

Robert Louis Stevenson
We are all travellers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend.

Robert Louis Stevenson
You cannot run away from weakness; you must some time fight it out or perish; and if that be so, why not now, and where you stand.

Jeff Stilson
I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be. But I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners.

Tom Stoppard
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.

Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, Barrington, Rhode Island
After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.

August Strindberg
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

Dr. Suess
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

Charles Swindoll
The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. Attitude to me is more important than facts. It is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than failures, than success, than what other people think or say or do. It is more important than appearance, gift, or skill. It will make or break a company...a church....a home. The remarkable thing is we have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. We cannot change our past....The only thing we can do is play on the string we have, and that is our attitude. I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you...we are in charge of our attitudes.

Sir Phillip Sydney
There is nothing so great that I fear to do it for my friend, nothing so small that I disdain to do it for him.

Thomas Szasz
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.