Jane Wagner
Tom Waits
Addison Walker
Sam Walton
Sam Walton
George Washington
George Washington
William John Watkins
Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
Alan Watts
Walter Weckler
Darrin Weinberg
Joe Weinstein
Orson Welles
First Duke of Wellington
Jessamyn West
Mae West
Mae West
Mae West
Alfred North Whitehead
Alfred North Whitehead
General William Westmoreland during the war in Vietnam
Katherin Whitehorn
Walt Whitman
Dennis Wholey
Elie Wiesel
Frederick Wilcox
Oscar Wilde
Oscar Wilde
Oscar Wilde
Oscar Wilde
Oscar Wilde
Oscar Wilde
Oscar Wilde
Oscar Wilde
Oscar Wilde
Robert Wilensky
Bud Wilkinson
Ben Williams
Pat Williams GM of the Orlando Magic on his team's 7-27 record in 1992
Raymond Williams
Robin Williams
Wendell L. Willkie
Woodrow Wilson
Woodrow Wilson
Woodrow Wilson
Winnie the Pooh
Winnie the Pooh
Lizz Winstead
Faith Whittlesey
Jim Wolf
Mary Wollstonecraft
Natalie Wood
Harriet Woods
Virginia Woolfe
William Wordsworth
Frank Lloyd Wright
Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
It's not true that nice guys finish last. Nice guys are winners before the game even starts.
Outstanding leaders go out of their way to boost the self-esteem of their personnel. If people believe in themselves, it's amazing what they can accomplish. High expectations are the key to everything.
High expectations are the key to everything.
Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.
If the freedom of speech is taken away, then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.
The difference between fantasy and science fiction is that one
hast honest politicians scrupulous lawyers, and altruistic
doctors, while the other only has beings from outer space."
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly.
Revenge has no more quenching effect on emotions than salt water has on thirst.
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
My dog is worried abou the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.
I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.
I mistrust the judgement of every man in a case in which his own wishes are concerned.
A broken bone can heal, but the wound a word opens can fester forever.
It's not the men in my life that count - it's the life in my men.
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
The art of progress is to preserve order amid change, and to preserve change amid order. Life refuses to be embalmed alive.
The vitality of thought is an adventure. Ideas won't keep. Something must be done about them. When the idea is new, its custodians have fervor, live for it, and if need be, die for it.
Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind.
The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.
Out of every fruition of success, no matter what, comes forth something to make a new effort necessary.
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.
There is one right I would not grant anyone. And that is the right to be indifferent.
All progress involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first.
A gentleman is someone who is never unintentionally rude.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It's not fair that some men should be happier than others.
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.
My own business bores me to death. I prefer other people's.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
A good friend stabs you in the front.
We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
The man who tried his best and failed is superior to the man who never tried.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play.
...to be truly radical one must make hope possible, rather than despair convincing.
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Freedom is an indivisible word. If we want to enjoy it, and fight for it, we must be prepared to extend it to everyone.
We grow great by dreams. All big men are dreamers.
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.
Better a thousand times to go down fighting than to dip your colors to dishonorable compromise.
My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
I think-therefore I'm single.
Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels.
There's something you may give a friend and a stranger too;
It seems that when you give it, it's given back to you.
This gift is worth a million, but doesn't take much time.
This simple little gesture can make the day worthwhile;
It's just as good as sunshine--
It's what we call a smile.
No man chooses evil because it is evil; he only mistakes it for
happiness.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.
You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims.
If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
The best portion of a good man's life is his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love.
If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
What happnes if you get scared half to death twice?
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is require to be on it.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.