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Jane Wagner
When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.

Tom Waits
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

Addison Walker
It's not true that nice guys finish last. Nice guys are winners before the game even starts.

Sam Walton
Outstanding leaders go out of their way to boost the self-esteem of their personnel. If people believe in themselves, it's amazing what they can accomplish. High expectations are the key to everything.

Sam Walton
High expectations are the key to everything.

George Washington
Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.

George Washington
If the freedom of speech is taken away, then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.

William John Watkins
The difference between fantasy and science fiction is that one hast honest politicians scrupulous lawyers, and altruistic doctors, while the other only has beings from outer space."

Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

Alan Watts
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly.

John Wayne

Walter Weckler
Revenge has no more quenching effect on emotions than salt water has on thirst.

Darrin Weinberg
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Joe Weinstein
My dog is worried abou the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.

Orson Welles
I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.

First Duke of Wellington
I mistrust the judgement of every man in a case in which his own wishes are concerned.

Jessamyn West
A broken bone can heal, but the wound a word opens can fester forever.

Mae West
It's not the men in my life that count - it's the life in my men.

Mae West
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.

Mae West
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

Alfred North Whitehead
The art of progress is to preserve order amid change, and to preserve change amid order. Life refuses to be embalmed alive.

Alfred North Whitehead
The vitality of thought is an adventure. Ideas won't keep. Something must be done about them. When the idea is new, its custodians have fervor, live for it, and if need be, die for it.

General William Westmoreland during the war in Vietnam
Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind.

Katherin Whitehorn
The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.

Walt Whitman
Out of every fruition of success, no matter what, comes forth something to make a new effort necessary.

Dennis Wholey
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.

Elie Wiesel
There is one right I would not grant anyone. And that is the right to be indifferent.

Frederick Wilcox
All progress involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first.

Oscar Wilde
A gentleman is someone who is never unintentionally rude.

Oscar Wilde
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Oscar Wilde
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It's not fair that some men should be happier than others.

Oscar Wilde
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.

Oscar Wilde
Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.

Oscar Wilde
My own business bores me to death. I prefer other people's.

Oscar Wilde
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Oscar Wilde
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

Oscar Wilde
A good friend stabs you in the front.

Robert Wilensky
We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

Bud Wilkinson
The man who tried his best and failed is superior to the man who never tried.

Ben Williams
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

Pat Williams GM of the Orlando Magic on his team's 7-27 record in 1992
We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play.

Raymond Williams
...to be truly radical one must make hope possible, rather than despair convincing.

Robin Williams
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Wendell L. Willkie
Freedom is an indivisible word. If we want to enjoy it, and fight for it, we must be prepared to extend it to everyone.

Woodrow Wilson
We grow great by dreams. All big men are dreamers.

Woodrow Wilson
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.

Woodrow Wilson
Better a thousand times to go down fighting than to dip your colors to dishonorable compromise.

Winnie the Pooh
My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.

Winnie the Pooh
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.

Lizz Winstead
I think-therefore I'm single.

Faith Whittlesey
Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels.

Jim Wolf
There's something you may give a friend and a stranger too;
It seems that when you give it, it's given back to you.
This gift is worth a million, but doesn't take much time.
This simple little gesture can make the day worthwhile;
It's just as good as sunshine--
It's what we call a smile.

Mary Wollstonecraft
No man chooses evil because it is evil; he only mistakes it for happiness.

Natalie Wood
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.

Harriet Woods
You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims.

Virginia Woolfe
If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.

William Wordsworth
The best portion of a good man's life is his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love.

Frank Lloyd Wright
If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.

Stephen Wright
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?

Stephen Wright
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Stephen Wright
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Stephen Wright
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

Stephen Wright
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

Stephen Wright
OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Stephen Wright
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Stephen Wright
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Stephen Wright
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Stephen Wright
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Stephen Wright
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Stephen Wright
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

Stephen Wright
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

Stephen Wright
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Stephen Wright
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Stephen Wright
What happnes if you get scared half to death twice?

Stephen Wright
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Stephen Wright
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Stephen Wright
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Stephen Wright
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Stephen Wright
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Stephen Wright
No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Stephen Wright
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

Stephen Wright
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is require to be on it.

Stephen Wright
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

Stephen Wright
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

Stephen Wright
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Stephen Wright
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Stephen Wright
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

Stephen Wright
A fool and his money are soon partying.

Stephen Wright
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

Stephen Wright
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Stephen Wright
Drugs may lead to no where, but at least it's the scenic route.

Stephen Wright
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Stephen Wright
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Stephen Wright
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

Stephen Wright
Half the people you know are below average.

Stephen Wright
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Stephen Wright
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Stephen Wright
Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time.

Stephen Wright
When I was in Boy Scouts, I slipped ont he ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.

Wilbur Wright
A parrot talks much but flies little.

Woodrow Wyatt
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.