Have you noticed that you can't buy Tupperware in shops? It has to be ordered personally, or sold to you in private. Like porn, drugs, small children etc. Coincidence? I don't think so. Tupperwares are the work of Satan. Ever sniffed a 'virgin', unused, tupperware? Sulphur! Brimstone! Decay! EVIL!
Tupperwares are pedalled by satanic agencies who execute a painful form of mind control on the middle-aged. Suddenly they find themselves buying tupperwares. They stop going to the pub, take pride in the garden, buy volvos, lose friends, lose the ability to cope with new technology and before you know it they HOLD TUPPERWARE PARTIES OF THEIR OWN. Or in extreme cases, become TUPPERWARE agents!!
If this begins to happen to a friend of yours, immediately destroy all their tupperware collection with a stout stick
Townies (see later entry) now never confess to drinking lager. They drink designer beer. This differs in that (a) it comes in bottles and (b)is about 6 times more expensive. Steer clear of it, it is the one alcoholic beverage that is nicer when watered down.(100 parts water to 0 parts Lager for preferance)
As a footnote here, no kudos whatsoever to Noel Gallagher who seems to have taken the bad bits of Christian music as an inspiration for his top-rocking teen beat combo, Oasis.
If there's one thing I am prejudiced against, it's some people's complete lack of netiquette. This will come as no surprise to most people that know me, but then I don't particularly think it difficult to arrange my thoughts into a cohesive unit that obeys the usual rules of capitalisation, punctuation, spelling, grammar and politeness that were notable for their inclusion in my schooling. I don't count them as being particularly difficult to remember or obey, seeing as a good deal of the population of the 'net already follow them.
It seems
unlikely to me that the morons that perpetrate the worst of the offences against these simple
principles would enjoy it if someone was to explode into their living-room during a normal
evening with some friends and be a complete ignoramus. Most of these dichotomous ingrates would
get very vocal and want to bodily eject the interloper, preferably into something sharp. And
yet these inchoates see no problem with their own ru!
de behaviour. Having had one person go so far as to say "stuff you, I don't have to obey the
rules that everyone else on this forum is displaying, I'm now going off in a huff and leaving
the list so that you can't point out my childishness where everyone else can see it" to me, this
behavour now does more than just get on my goat, it gives it a good ride around the paddock as
well.
Well then Mr. Wayper, how exactly does a person explode into a living room? Wouldn't you eject someone onto or at a sharp object? Why use words such as "dichotomus","ingrates" and "inchoates" when 90% of the population have no idea what they mean? If you are trying to prove how clever you are to the world then I can say personally that I am not impressed. I can use archaic, exclusive language as well, but I don't feel I have to in order to express myself, any more than I feel whatever I type has to be in formal English for people to read, enjoy and think about it. Somebody shoot the goat. Oh, and of course I shan't point out your childisness where everyone can see it! That would be so damaging to your reputation.