The best darn guestbook in all of history!

Kevin - 10/28/00 18:43:53
My Email:KMGeoffrion@aol.com
Beatles or Elvis: Beatles
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: Vegetables
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: I'm not, but Von Fange is one sexy bitch!
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: 1-800-I AM SEXY
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: Of course
Legos or Construx: Legos
Comments:
Where the hell are the pictures of the Flannel Patrol, it's time to get your head in the ball game and get this done!


Mary - 10/11/00 01:35:48
My Email:maryef27@yahoo.com
Beatles or Elvis: Beatles
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: Fruit
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: no
Legos or Construx: Legos
Comments:


Lisa Snow - 08/09/00 21:26:43
My Email:ghotirock@yahoo.com
Beatles or Elvis: BEATLES
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: FRUIT, just like you guys! ha!!!!
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: nope, I am married, unlike you guys! Ha!!!!
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: ha!!!!!!!
Legos or Construx: LEGOS, they have a Boba Fett ship! sorry!
Comments:
neat-o page. Wish I was as cool as "yous guys", oh well, I am married and having sex! so there! Love my pictures too! see yall soon, maybe!


Karl "Whip Cream" Krueger - 05/30/00 03:23:36
My Email:kmkrueger@txlutheran.edu
Beatles or Elvis: Hmmm... STP
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: Vegetable
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: I like Noah. Furry guys turn me on.
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: Only the influence of beer that tastes like relish
How many fingers are on your right hand: Enough to smack you with
Legos or Construx: Tinker toys baby! No contest.
Comments:
Nice page guys. Very classy. Just not enough naked photos of Noah. An experience of this magnitude dare not go unnoticed. :) And pics of mikes little window mural would be nice too. What symbolism that window contained. :)


Karl "Whip Cream" Krueger - 05/30/00 03:18:52
My Email:kmkrueger@txlutheran.edu
Beatles or Elvis: Hmmm... STP
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: Vegetable
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: I like Noah. Furry guys turn me on.
Comments:


tom - 05/28/00 07:04:19
My Email:email
Beatles or Elvis: bealvis
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: tomatoes
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: no
How many fingers are on your right hand: whats a hand
Legos or Construx: duplo-for those of us that are challenged in the field of motor skills.
Comments:
Please stay behind the velvet rope! I have church in the mornign goodnight. I rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.


Gary D. Goodson II - 04/06/00 06:35:43
My Email:Roland070@yahoo.com
Beatles or Elvis: Beatles
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: Fruit
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: No, I am not female, but if I were it would be Micheal, that sexy bitch
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: 666
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: satan is my master
How many fingers are on your right hand: 3, I lost the other one in a game of chess with your mother
Legos or Construx: people with real imaginations use Legos, Contrux are for those who plan on working for the man
Comments:
I have come to realize that the secret of life can be found inside the peel of a banana, but only when seen under a green neon light blown in China by the buddist monks found high on a mountain over looking the yellow river. Also, check my never to be fi ished, but highly acclaimed, winner of 6 oscar awards, and 3 grammies inlcuding best design and art work in the field private web design, and best overall links to random web pages, web page http://www.oocities.org/roland070/An_Idiots_Bedroom.html?950211 96720 Until we meet on the other side....


Jocelyn - 04/06/00 03:56:34
My Email:jocelyn594@hotmail
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: maybe... if I knew what they REALLY looked like
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: both
Comments:
OK... I know that I have signed this guests book two or three times... but continue to be disappointed because there are so few pictures of Noah and John... especially NEW ones. What the fuck?! I haven't seen you guys in two years and would like to see f you have any tattoos, piercings, or excessive amounts of facial hair. I know y'all have access to a camera and a scanner. PLEASE add some new pictures!


Jaime Ramirez - 04/03/00 08:00:03
My Email:JERamirez@txlutheran.edu
Beatles or Elvis: Beatles
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: Vegetable
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: I'm not but I used to be, so i "would" have..
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: (830)hot-meskin
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: Nope, just some coke and painkillers
How many fingers are on your right hand: 7, wait, right hand? 6
Legos or Construx: Neither
Comments:
While it wasn't an "IBC" page, it was quite nice, and I'd give head to most of the people represented in it, except Mercutio and Amy B.


Jessica - 03/29/00 20:06:52
My Email:steegerex@hotmail.com
Beatles or Elvis: Beatles
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: Fruit
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: Yeah, and um....
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: 976-BABE
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: nope
Legos or Construx: Legos
Comments:
So, yeah, just have to say you guys rock! I'm checking your page out while at work and I have to stifle the laughter. Thanks. Rock on, rockstars!


Brad White - 03/22/00 21:09:16
My Email:white25@swbell.net
Beatles or Elvis: Must I listen to either?
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: Not beef.
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: Oh, good, I can skip
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: Skip again
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: Skip-a-roo
How many fingers are on your right hand: Not enough
Legos or Construx: Legos. Construx are of the Dark One.
Comments:
Well, as creator of the U.S.S Apple Pie image, I thought that I should comment upon what the Apple Pie means to me. You see, when I first read the stories of the Apple Pie, I was struck, struck to the bone, by the intensity and honesty with which the sto ies dealt with complex human issues. I identified deeply with each one of the characters. And then I realized: "I know so much about each one of the people, and I can relate them to some people that I know. But I know nothing about the wonderful vessel that brought them to me." I thought that this was very sad, so I took it upon myself to fix this problem. I spent coutless hour pouring over the design of the ship, thinking about what the words "Apple Pie" meant to me. Finally, I gave it all up and ri ped a design from Veggie Tales. Once I had my design, I sculpted it in 3D with all of the loving care of a sabertooth cat crushing the skull of a wildabeast. Finally, it was finished, and now everyone can see and appreciate the U.S.S. Apple Pie as much s they do the crew. So what does the Apple Pie mean to me? It symbolizes hope, peace, prosperity, and love if we didn't have any. It symbolizes the resiliancy of the human spirit to overcome our own shortcomings, in essence, overcoming ourselves. Which means that we are f ghting ourselves. Which is getting confusing....giving me headache........ Ah, nuts, forget it. The Apple Pie is just cool, ok?


Siah Hill (a.k.a. Queen of the Universe) - 03/21/00 04:36:58
My Email:godivaeyes@hotmail.com
Beatles or Elvis: BEATLES ALL THE WAY!!!
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: fruit, they have seeds...but maybe veggie, they aren't sweet...you know, it's a toss-up.
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: yes, that hot Mike kid with the kick-ass yellow glasses!
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: I'm not telling. if ya really want it, ask Chris
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: no, but I get asked that all the time...
How many fingers are on your right hand: six, why?
Legos or Construx: Chris, do you think that after spending a whole day in Phillie at a Lego convention that I'd actually pick Construx?
Comments:
I just thought that I'd sign this to prove that I actually DID visit the page that Chris helped create. And to say that I miss Chris, and I can't wait to change some signs with him and Jim when he comes home for the summer! ("This shop is shitty")


Chris's Amy - 02/29/00 04:13:43
My Email:amybedford@yahoo.com
Beatles or Elvis: In what context? I'm confused, as usual
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: Whatever...they're food. That's what counts.
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: Not really. (Kidding, Baby...You know I love you.)
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: Chris doesn't usually let me use the phone. = )
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: Not at the moment, no.
How many fingers are on your right hand: Four fingers. One thumb (learn to count, morons)
Legos or Construx: Legos.
Comments:
I thought I'd better sign the guestbook since it has been revised. I'm actually trying to avoid writing a paper for Political Philosophy. Uh!!! I love you Chris. Amy


Chris - 02/29/00 04:09:18
Comments:


gary - 02/21/00 04:30:36
My Email:roland070@yahoo.com
Beatles or Elvis: beatles
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: fruit
Legos or Construx: legos
Comments:


Micah "Mikachu" Hulme - 02/15/00 06:09:34
My Email:Dramatico@bolt.com
Beatles or Elvis: Beatles
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: Nasty Shit
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: Noah, and Link.
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: where?
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: always.
How many fingers are on your right hand: How drunk am I?
Legos or Construx: Legos
Comments:
These guys a sexxxy bitches.


micah PUSSYSHAFT hulme - 02/15/00 06:05:59
My Email:Dramatico@bolt.com
Beatles or Elvis: Beatles
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: Nasty crap
Comments:


Marisol G. Garcia - 02/14/00 04:31:29
My Email:latinmarisol@yahoo.com
Beatles or Elvis: Beatles
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: fretegetable
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: men are not to be trusted
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: eh
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: yes
How many fingers are on your right hand: 10
Legos or Construx: Megatron
Comments:
I am invisible!!!AGHHH!!


Marisol G. Garcia - 02/14/00 04:29:56
My Email:latinmarisol@yahoo.com
Beatles or Elvis: Beatles
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: Fruti
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: i don't trust men now
Comments:


Marisol G. Garcia - 02/14/00 04:27:50
My Email:latinmarisol@yahoo.com
Comments:


Andrew Mountz - 02/10/00 20:40:02
My Email:AJMOUNTZ@hotmail.com
Beatles or Elvis: Beatles
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: Come on, if you know me, you know that answer.
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: Maybe Chris
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: 258-4613
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: all the time,
How many fingers are on your right hand: I have fingers
Legos or Construx: Construx, haha yeah right those things are queer.
Comments:
Chris sometimes i look in the mirror and dream of you. I miss having you around to touch, ummm ohhhh SHIT, i mean i will talk to you later, dont judge me JERKS


Capt. Fuziluv: explorer of the cosmos, prophet of Kajla, philosopher-king, pimp - 02/02/00 07:23:18
My Email:n/a
Beatles or Elvis: beatles
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: crap
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: Mimi
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: n/a
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: I don't remember...
How many fingers are on your right hand: I'm confused...
Legos or Construx: legos
Comments:
Take heed! The storm is on the horizon! Darkness and despair once again threaten to engulf our realm. Yet, there is hope! Stand with me, my sisters and brothers, stand defiant! March with me into the raging wind and fire of the storm under the guidance f the Kajla. Lift your voices in triumph in the face of that which would vanquish our freedom and our hope! Come and send your light into the darkness of the tempest! Make sure you go potty first.


Shiner Blonde - 01/27/00 22:05:24
My Email:Jocelyn594@hotmail.com
Beatles or Elvis: Limp Bizkit
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: At this point in my life, I'll consider dating just about anyone!
Comments:
OK... I like all the new stuff y'all added. Who knew the guys at TLU could actually have a life outside of academia. One prob...I want to see new pictures of John and Noah! I haven't seen you boys since high school!


Cara - 11/26/99 19:15:47
My Email:noneofyourbusiness@aol.com
Beatles or Elvis: Elvis he rules
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: Vegtable
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: Not a chance in hell
Legos or Construx: Legos
Comments:
This site is one of the most stupidest i have seen keep up the good work!


Laura "the commie" Boerger - 11/05/99 21:24:14
My Email:lauralanna@hotmail.com
Beatles or Elvis: neither, they're both just puppets of the capitalists!!!
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: is this an "am I educated or not" question?
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: did someone tell you to talk to me?
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: number 41
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: BOTH...NYQUIL!!! (Michael is my supplier)
How many fingers are on your right hand: before or after Habitat for Humanity?
Legos or Construx: LEGOS, but only on the weekends
Comments:
Don't let THE MAN get you down... Remember, Capitalism IS the civil religion of America


Andrew Mountz - 10/11/99 19:12:42
My Email:AJMOUNTZ@hotmail.com
Beatles or Elvis: Beatles
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: Not even a Question
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: i dont know id sleep with them all though
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: Im 12
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: i like my mom
How many fingers are on your right hand: i dont have hands
Legos or Construx: Legos
Comments:
If i had comments i would let you know, but since i dont,im just taking up precious space on your screen, causing you to scroll more and giving you a scrolling complex. I hope anyone who takes the time to read this feels stupid, for wasting their preciou time on this stupid attempt to be funny. If this offended anyone, i dont care e-mail me and let me know cause i dont care about anyone besides me and stanley. We are a team and you cant ever take him from me ever. Im going to rule the world HAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Amy - 10/04/99 03:03:10
My Email:amybedford@yahoo.com
Beatles or Elvis: Both suck. I'm all about CAEDMON'S CALL
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: If I don't say vegetable, what will happen to me?
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: I would totally consider dating CHRIS PETERS. He is so superior to every other guy on the site and it shows. I am especially attracted to his rock solid muscles. Ahhhh.....
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: If he doesn't know my number by now, we are in big trouble.
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: I refuse to incriminate myself by answering this.
How many fingers are on your right hand: I have a right hand? No way!!!!
Legos or Construx: Caedmon's Call.... That's my answer. Take it or leave it.
Comments:
I haven't visited your website in so long, I didn't realize that there were pictures from Spring Break up there. Duh. The Astroworld pictures bring back major memories. I love you guys..... I mean... Chris specifically. Obviously. Bye.


Adam "THE MAN WITH THE MASTER PLAN" Westerfield - 08/11/99 18:29:17
My Email:jrwesterfield@gvec.net
Beatles or Elvis: Beatles Baby!!!!
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: Vegie
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: Are you threatning me?!?!?!?!?
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: I will kick your ass soon...
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: very soooon.................
How many fingers are on your right hand: eight (not counting my poison stingers)
Legos or Construx: Legos Damn It!!!!!!!!!
Comments:
This is one weird website. What is the point of knowning how many fingers are on my right hand? For those of you who don't know, I'm Noah's older brother. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Daddy Man J. R. Westerfield - 08/11/99 18:00:09
My Email:jrwesterfield@gvec.net
Beatles or Elvis: Dylan (Bob that is)
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: Heterosexual
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: NA
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: NANA
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: Sha-na-na
How many fingers are on your right hand: Six very hairy fingers- not counting my thumb
Legos or Construx: Play Doh with chocolate chipss
Comments:
You are having way too much fun. Study!!!!!!!!


Noah "Weird Beard" Westerfield - 08/11/99 17:34:24
My Email:Concorddawn@yahoo.com
Beatles or Elvis: Meatloaf
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: weapon during boring speeches
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: Not female but I do have boobs!
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: 69 is a good one
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: let me ask my invisible friend Bob....Bob says that I should kill my parents.....
How many fingers are on your right hand: Bob says i should kill you......
Legos or Construx: Bob says I like legos......but I can build a crossbow out of construx.........
Comments:
Bob says it is time for me to lay out my master plan for conquering all space and time. First he says I need to learn the secrets of immortality and invincibility, then i will begin to set the wheels in motion for a plan even galactus Himself cannot stop !!!!


Andy - 08/08/99 04:44:25
My Email:Bits and pieces
Beatles or Elvis: Beatles
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: Doggie Style
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: Im a guy
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: !@!
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: nothing illegal
How many fingers are on your right hand: stupid question (9)
Legos or Construx: Lincoln Logs
Comments:
There once was a fairy Princess. She spent all her time surfing and casting spells and unsuspecting people. The spells not only changed the people into Frogs, it also made them invincible. Not just to the sun and moon but people too. So these hoards of frogs and their leader , THE FAIRY PRINCESS, went to the castle and demanded the throne. The king of the land (Chris) spent his time playing parchesi and baking cookies with anyone that was suitable. He had went on an adventure with this Fairy Princess ears ago, to fight MIJ the child molesting monster. it was a complete shocker then to see his friend, THE FAIRY PRINCESS, demanding his throne. Chris lost his earlier queen because of the invention of the phone. So here w s Chris and the fairy princess and dont forget the hoards of invincible frogs. They were at a standstill, Chris would not budge, the Fairy and her frogs were pushing harder. Every advance was stifled by the witty and sarcastic king. Finally the frogs g ew weary of the attack on the palace. See frogs only want to sit on lily pads and relax in the sun. So they attacked the the princess. And of course they won because they could not be destroyed. The Frogs were happy the King was Happy, and the fairy gi l was dead. MORAL: Dont piss off the frogs. The cant be beat and they loce to sit on lily pads.. Ohhh yeah and dont put handy wipes on Philadelphia Eagles hats, the will BLEACH them.. Ppleeelelele..!


Matt Peters - 05/11/99 19:31:47
My Email:drmpeters@AOL.com
Beatles or Elvis: beatles
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: vegetable
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: no, i'm a repressed homophobe
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: 610-678-3156, call me for a good time
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: yes, i'm chris' brother, what do you think
How many fingers are on your right hand: five and a half
Legos or Construx: Legos
Comments:
I've lived with Chris so long I'm used to his antics and none of this shocks me anymore. P.S.--Chris wrote my answers for me because i'm illiterate. P.P.S.--Damn Chris has a hot girlfriend, he's so lucky...


katrina (another one) - 05/03/99 00:46:50
My Email:kjsorensen@txlutheran.edu
Beatles or Elvis: METALLICA
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: Technically, a tomato is a fruit
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: yes--Was Carl on this page? Oh well, maybe Von Fange
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: 1-969-bite mee (please)
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: Champagne and Sudafed
How many fingers are on your right hand: I'm seeing between 15 and 20...Which number is right?
Legos or Construx: Ask me if I care.
Comments:
Love you guys! You have a great web-site. I don't know if I'd actually date any of you, but catch me when I'm drunk & I just might bite you! Biting is FUN!!! Except (Carl says) when I bite too hard. I can't help it! I get excited! I hope he gets that sword SOON!!!


Carl - 05/03/99 00:32:24
My Email:cfwalther@txlutheran.edu
Beatles or Elvis: Burning Love vs. Yellow Sea Going Vessels, hmmm....
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: I like Meat
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: They are all cute, but I got to say Noah is hot in Gold
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: EatUs
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: Who me
How many fingers are on your right hand: 6 and don't tell that Spaniard.
Legos or Construx: Both I'm a bit bi on that issue.
Comments:
Great job here boys. Yall will make great roommates next year, that is thoes of you that I'm be living with. You know who you are. Well you gave me space here to type so I think I will. If you have evere gotten a phone messeage from me then you know h w long I can go on and on and on and on and... I just wanted to say that you all rock ... man it hard to write when begin distractede, now I know how Robin Hood felt in that move. Got to go and find my self a sword now. Still working on that axe for you Noah. There will be much bloodshead come october. No clan or org can stand in the way TLU Butter Churning Team. We kick ass. CHURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TO ARMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS !!!!!!!!!! LONG LIVE ROBERT THE BRUCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Janet, Dr. Scott, Janet, Brad, Rockey Janet, Dr. Scott, Janet, Brad, Rockey Janet, Dr. Scott, Janet, Brad, Rockey Janet, Dr. Scott, Janet, Brad, Rockey Ha Ha HA H hAh ha hA OOOO That fells nice, got to go boy got more intrestiong prospects on this end of the line. Together Forever


Benjamin A. Carlson - 05/02/99 01:14:13
My Email:yellermonkey@hotmail.com
Beatles or Elvis: and if i don't answer?
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: broccoli: tree or drug?
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: if i was, sure
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: grab the orange jar
How many fingers are on your right hand: see 6
Legos or Construx: legos kick ass
Comments:
you guys make quite a freakishly freaky page, but i loved it immensly! feel free to take the spice guys' tour up in MN some time! if a grasshopper eats your brother, squash the bastard! bye!


Joshua Mountz - 04/21/99 23:04:19
My Email:j_l_mountz
Beatles or Elvis: Elvis
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: Fruit
Legos or Construx: legos
Comments:
Great page


Super Nova - 04/16/99 04:35:33
My URL:http://freewww.org/members/jscript/mirror.html
My Email:novatech@deskmail.com

Comments:
heheh nice page but mine better hehhe

Mack - 04/05/99 23:00:55
My Email:RSKnudsen@txlutheran.edu
Beatles or Elvis: Yes, neither
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: Berries
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: no
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: 32-28-31
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: always
How many fingers are on your right hand: about as many as on my left
Legos or Construx: legos
Comments:
That was gross Noah stay off your own sex.....


Natalie - 03/31/99 04:57:10
My Email:Natalie_Sample@baylor.edu
Beatles or Elvis: Beatles
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: Veggie
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: elvis
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: 710 1884
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: always
How many fingers are on your right hand: no more hard questions
Legos or Construx: legos
Comments:
Noah - you crazy Moultonite you! Glad that you are having a blast at TLU. Time for a big reunion in G-town.


Amy (the other one) - 03/25/99 21:28:35
My Email:amybedford@yahoo.com
Beatles or Elvis: Beatles+Elvis = Beavis?
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: Whatever Chris says is right.
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: duh
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: 1-900-KICKASS
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: Absolutely.
How many fingers are on your right hand: I honestly don't know.
Legos or Construx: Whatver Chris says is right
Comments:
I know that I stated this early, but I would just like to reaffirm that whatever Chris says is right..regardless of the topic or his knowledge thereof. You are all wonderful. Munchkin


Jocelyn - 03/23/99 15:55:56
My Email:Jocelyn594@hotmail.com
Beatles or Elvis: Elvis baby!
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: its a vegetable... you don't put fruit on a hamburger!
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: um.... don't know
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: 1-800-HOOCHIE
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: always under
How many fingers are on your right hand: 4 fingers, 1 thumb
Legos or Construx: Legos
Comments:
What the hell kinda website is this?!?!?


THOMAS HERNANDEZ - 03/22/99 21:32:45
My Email:T_MAS21
Beatles or Elvis: BEATLES
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: VEGGIE
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: MIKE VON FANGE
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: 976-BABE
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: NOT PRESENTLY
Legos or Construx: LEGOS
Comments:
ONE DAY WE WILL ALL DIE... YOURS WILL BE REAL SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Katy - 03/21/99 14:59:50
My Email:starbaby35@hotmail.com
Beatles or Elvis: Both!!!
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: Tomatoes are a fruit!
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: I would love to date Mike
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: Mail me!!
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: No, I am stone cold sober!
How many fingers are on your right hand: 4 fingers, one thumb!!
Legos or Construx: Eh!!!
Comments:
This page rox you guys! I liked the Adventures on the U.S.S Apple Pies! Mike, Mail me!!! All my luv Katy xxxxx


dacia - 03/13/99 05:11:14
My Email:dacia_r@yahoo.com
Beatles or Elvis: jackie chan!
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: veggie!
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: just that von fange boy...
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: yeah right
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: lots of drugs
How many fingers are on your right hand: one really big one
Legos or Construx: sorry--i was a barbie girl
Comments:
well your web page was just as funny as i heard it was. i think the uss apple pies thing is cute. hope that doesn't bruise too many egos. you have some very funny pictures--you guys are bold to put some of that on the internet. hopefully none of you e er plan on running for office. keep it up, guys!


Jim Hancik - 03/11/99 03:42:53
Beatles or Elvis: Beatles
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: Vegetable
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: No, Chris
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: 670-2083
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: yes, don't judge me!
Legos or Construx: Legos
Comments:
If I were only one man, it would not be enough for me. --JH


Beastly Brad - 02/19/99 04:54:05
My Email:bswhite@txlutheran.edu (Write me!!!)
Beatles or Elvis: Let's see, Beatles are from Britain, we kicked Britains ass, twice, then saved their ass, twice, so, Elvis.
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: Great sex toys, but I won't say how
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: Not female but yes.
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: 1-900-WAY2HOT
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: Um, I really don't remember
How many fingers are on your right hand: 7 No, wait. 6 Yeah, it's 6
Legos or Construx: Lgoes, as in, "Come on baby, Legos!!!"
Comments:
Hey, that's a sweet picture of the U.S.S. Apple Pie!!! And the crew seems strangly familiar.... Oh yeah. They remind me of the Spice Girls. That's it. Especially Michal (AKA Ginger) Testosterone. Ok, here's a loyal fan question: What kind of apples drive the U.S.S. Apple Pie? Granny Smith? Golden Delicious? Please clear up this technical detail for me. Also, some asshole came up to me and said that there is no way the a big apple pie filled with the dredges of society would be flying around expl ring the unknown and boldly blowing where no man has blown before, but I won him over to our way of thinking. The doctor says that he should wake up soon too. Oh, and now for an episode suggestion: How about the galliant crew of the U.S.S. Apple Pie r ns out of food and slowly begin to starve before the writer pulls a miracle out of his ass to save them. I think the irony that they're starving on a big apple pie would be pretty cool. Anyway, I'll wrap it up and just say, wait until you see my tatoo o Captain Dave!!!!


monalisa karm - 02/18/99 02:29:13
My Email:davincigrrrl@hotmai.com
Beatles or Elvis: elvis
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: bisexual
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: most definitely: all of them!
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: 1900HOTLOVININASMALLTOWN
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: all the time
How many fingers are on your right hand: as many as you want!
Legos or Construx: lincoln logs
Comments:
this page rocks, guys. I really liked it. You are all on crack, but that's okay. ;)


katie - 02/16/99 02:25:02
My Email:smallsmyson@hotmail.com
Beatles or Elvis: beatles
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: veggie
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: yes, everyone
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: 6649
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: yes
Legos or Construx: legos
Comments:
i am a lesbian, i have a small furry animal that lives, and sleeps in my bed i am kat


Ladybug - 02/03/99 03:21:41
My Email:bmivey@txlutheran.edu
Beatles or Elvis: beatles
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: fruit
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: I am female, and I must say no. Sorry guys.
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: 390-wait
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: both, they work well together.
How many fingers are on your right hand: Last time I looked, there were four and a thumb.
Legos or Construx: construx all the way!!
Comments:
Too cool site. I love the entertainment value. Two thumbs up!!


Sh** For Brains - 02/03/99 00:31:18
My Email:JimKrick@aol.com
Beatles or Elvis: Neither, they both suck
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: vegetable
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: If I was female
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: 69
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: sometimes, depends what day of the week it is
How many fingers are on your right hand: 4, sometimes 8. see above.
Legos or Construx: Legos
Comments:
Pretty kickin' site. I wouldn't expect anything less.


Darth Vader - 01/26/99 18:33:06
My Email:sithlord@deathstar.org
Beatles or Elvis: What?
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: They are a demon seed of my own invention created to cause unrest in the vegetarian community.
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: You dare mock the Dark lord of the Sith!!!
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: Impudent scum, I will enjoy slashing your corpses to ribbons
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: yes
How many fingers are on your right hand: I don't have my right hand any more, it is electronis
Legos or Construx: my toys are the lives of those around me
Comments:
None of you will live to see tomorrow, my Executon is on its way now to deliver total annihilation to your pathetic little world. Oh hell, i have to call my bitch, gotta run, bye!


katrina - 01/26/99 04:15:09
My Email:vfange@yahoo.com
Beatles or Elvis: madonna, was that an option?
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: coca-cola!
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: not my brother!!!!!!!!!
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: 1-900-468-7883
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: not my birthday......yet!!!!!!!
Legos or Construx: legos!
Comments:
You guys rock!!!! I like! love yas, kat


Kaiser Sosa - 01/23/99 19:46:33
Beatles or Elvis: Jimi
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: seed
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: I AM KAISER SOSA
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: I AM KAISER SOSA
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: YES
How many fingers are on your right hand: 5...no wait, 4
Legos or Construx: legos
Comments:
I am coming for you, Captain Dave! I AM KAISER SOSA!! And then, "poof," I'll be gone...


LiSa DaViS - 01/22/99 17:29:41
My Email:ghotirock@yahoo.com
Beatles or Elvis: BEATLES!!!!! Ringo baby!
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: Fruit, like you guys!
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: Any of you rich?? if so, maybe...
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: guess!
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: Not that I remember
How many fingers are on your right hand: all!
Legos or Construx: Construx!
Comments:
you people are crazy! Don't worry...I won't hold it against you! well, my page is better 'cause I am on mine and it is about me! But this is cool too! see ya!


Sarah A. Lonnevik - 01/21/99 03:25:48
E-Mail:salonnevik@txlutheran.edu
Legos or Construx:Legos
Beatles or Elvis: Beatles
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: fruit (But only when it wears those dresses.)
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: yes... umm... I hear that Sarah A. Lonnevik person is pretty cool
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: 6734
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: not today
How many fingers are on your right hand: all of them
Comments:
good grief, you guys are nuts...


Amy Mayerhoff - 01/21/99 03:24:33
E-Mail:aemayerhof@txlutheran.edu
Legos or Construx:Legos
Beatles or Elvis: Beatles
Tomatoes: Fruit or Vegetable: Vegetable
If female: Would you consider dating anyone on this page and who: yes! Michael
If yes to 6 then, what is your number: Y'all know my number
If yes to 6 then, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol: NO! I don't do those kinds of things
Comments:
Y'all crack me up!!! I love your Adventures story so far! Stay the way you are and remember that God loves you and so do I!!

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