The 100 Question Purity test

Directions: Score one point for every 'No' answer. Technicalities count in all cases, but don't reach for points.
Definitions: HSI=had sexual intercourse MPS=Member of the preferred sex SO=significant other

Have you:
1. Ever had a date?
2. Had a blind date?
3. Had a date past 4am?
4. Been french kissed?
5. Been french kissed in the last 3 months?
6. Kissed in a horizontal position?
7. Fondled a breast or had your breast fondled?
8. Kissed a bare breast or had your bare breast kissed?
9. Fondled an ass or had your ass fondled?
10. Fondled a female's genitals or had your female fenitals fondled?
11. Fondled a male's genitals or had your male genitals fondled?
12. Had an orgasm while being fondled? (Not by yourself)
13. Had an alcoholic drink?
14. Been drunk?
15. Vomited from drinking too much?
16. Ever used alcohol to lower an MPS's resistance to sexual advances?
17. Smoked regularly?
18. Smoked pot or hash?
19. Used stronger drugs?
20. Bought drugs?
21. Sold drugs?
22. Been arrested?
23. Spent a night at a MPS's apartment or house?
24. Shared a bed for a night with an MPS?
25. Undressed an MPS?
26. Been undressed by a MPS?
27. Taken a shower or bath with a MPS?
28. masturbated?
29. watched another person masturbate?
30. seen a porno movie?
31. read a prono book or magazine?
32. gone to a porno theatre?
33. had an orgasm while watching or reading pornographic materials?
34. Had an erection (penial or clitorial) in public?
35. gotten sexually excited while dancing?
36. gotten felt up while dancing?
37. had an orgasm while dancing?
38. HSI?
39. HSI outdoors?
40. HSI in a car?
41. HSI more than 10 times?
42. HSI with parents in the house?
43. HSI on parents bed?
44. HSI in a hotel room?
45. HSI in a dorm room?
46. HSI in a vertical position?
47. HSI without knowing the full name of the other person?
48. HSI in a public place?
49. HSI under the influence of alcohol or drugs?
50. HSI during menstruations?
51. HSI with two or more people in one night (not at the same time)?
52. HSI with a non-MPS?
53. HSI with a virgin (other than yourself)?
54. HSI on a first date?
55. HSI three or more times in one night?
56. HSI with a boss or teacher?
57. fallen asleep while HSI?
58. participated in an orgy?
59. been in a threesome?
60. impregnated a woman or been pregnant?
61. travelled over 100 miles for the purpose of sex?
62. committed statutory rape?
63. walked in on someone or been walked in on whlie HSI?
64. gone down on a woman or been gone down on?
65. given head to a man or been given head?
66. kissed immediately after oral sex?
67. kissed another person (not partner) immediately after oral sex?
68. given or recieved oral sex for more than 20 minutes?
69. ????? (well, have you?)
70. Had oral sex with a non-MPS?
71. Fistfucked?
72. Titfucked?
73. "golden shower"
74. been propositioned by a stranger of the same sex?
75. accepted this proposition?
76. been propositioned by a stranger of the opposite sex?
77. accepted this proposition?
78. had a test for VD?
79. bought contraceptives?
80. used sex toys?
81. used edible sex aids?
82. posed nude for photos?
83. shaved genital hair?
84. committed an act of exhibitionism?
85. committed an act of voyeurism?
86. engaged in S&M or bondage?
87. played a co-eed strip game?
88. cross dressed?
89. displaced your roommate for sexual purposes?
90. cheated on a SO?
91. cheated on a SO with SO's good friend?
92. lived with a MPS?
93. drawn blood or had blood drawn in sex play?
94. played out fantasies during sex play?
95. engaged in interracial sex?
96. committed incest?
97. contributed to an abortion?
98. paid or received money for sexual favors?
99. committed beastiality?
100. committed necrophilia?


NOTE: if you scored higher than 75% do not fret, there is help for you that is merely a phone call or a road trip away. In any city and aany town there are people standing by ready to help you lose any given point. It is just a matter of finding them.
If you scored lowerd than 30%, FRET!! You are in big trouble. Your sexuality is not in question, but your morality is. Seek a therapist and maybe you will live to see the age of 40.