The Funnies Page

A burglar is sneaking through this house one night, when out of the darkness comes a voice, "I can see you and so can Jesus".

The burglar freezes in his tracks and is too frightened to move. After ten minutes, nothing has happened so he moves forward. Again from the darkness comes the voice, "I can see you and so can Jesus".

The burglar is petrified and too frightened to move a muscle. After thirty minutes, he decides that he has to do something. He backs very slowly and tentatively to the wall and feels around for a light switch. He switches on the light and there in front of him, sitting in a cage, is a cockatoo who says, "I can see you and so can Jesus".

Greatly relieved, the burglar sighs, "It's just a cocky". The cocky looks at the burglar and says, "I might be just a cocky but Jesus is a big Rottweiler".

A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps into the air waving his front legs, until lands on the ground so hard he knocks himself out.

After recovering his consciousness, he starts to climb the tree again, jumps again, and knocks himself out on the ground again. The little turtle insisted again and again after each knock, while a couple of birds sitting at the edge of a branch, looking the turtle with pain. Suddenly the female bird says to the male: "Hey dear, I think it's time to tell our little turtle he is adopted."

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